Hulk Smash! [Pending Restraining Order]
On a related note, Edward Norton -- we're still cool. Although I do hold you somewhat responsible for the time I wasted on Kingdom of Heaven.
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Bear Grylls - There should be no surprises here. Seriously, can you think of anyone better suited to safely guide the remainder of our species through what will likely be extremely perilous conditions? Odds are that if society was crippled under the force of some cataclysmic disaster, all major cities will be rife with fires, noxious chemicals, and potentially radiation. This mean we'll have to flee to the country, which is this man's playground. Whether he's building a rudimentary shelter lined with animal droppings for warmth, or scavenging a maggoty snack from the week-old carcass of an elk, feel secure in knowing that you have the best possible chance of survival with this guy on your side.
Jamie Hyneman & Adam Savage - Eating fish entrails is fine and dandy, however, in the long haul you're going to want to up your quality of life factor considerably. That's where this duo comes in. It's true, science can be a bitter pill for some to swallow, but eventually you're going to need something that hasn't been looted from the ruins of Home Depot. These guys are skilled engineers, machinists, and all around wise asses on things of a physical nature. A bonus to having them around is that Adam is about the only person on my crew that I could actually beat up, so I may not have to be the first one eaten.
Mike Rowe - While Mike doesn't really have any unique skills to bring to the table (not that I do either, but this is my
Richard "Mack" Machowicz - It's a frighteningly real possibility that on top of everything else we'll have made it through, the aftermath could hold even worse things for us. Zombies, vampires, aliens, and other assorted unfriendlies could very well be lurking behind the giant hush that has fallen over humanity. Not a problem, so long as you've brought along an ex-Navy SEAL who also happens to be an expert in tactical weapons use and Bukido. Once he's rained down fire and arm bars upon the enemy forces, Bear will field dress the victims so that Mike can cook up their flesh on the 25,000 BTU grill that Jamie and Adam improvised. Now that's survival of the fittest.
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Originally I had hoped to finish out the month by selecting another movie I had no hope of liking, because really what chance would it stand of ruining me after everything else I've been through over the last 30 days? So I found two that were particularly awful -- Crossroads and Kate & Leopold -- but was unable to watch either due to some unexpected technical difficulties. I can't imagine why the unseen hand of fate would bother stepping in this late in the game to try and rescue me from the end note to this symphony of pain. Although I suppose it's possible that the vaginazation process has simply rendered me incapable of operating home electronics. After I finish this post I'm going to try to open some pickle jars and play Halo 3 so I can see just how far away from the essence of manhood I've slipped.



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