It appears that via devices of your choosing and my own creation, the next month is going to have a substantial amount of vagina involved. Will I be running baby oil duty at a local strip club perhaps? Or maybe lobbying to bring pink polo shirts, popped collars, and braided leather belts back into style?

If only.

May's 30 day challenge will require me to post a new, daily chick flick review. As in the critically-acclaimed Sexy Sapphic Stewardess Strippers IV? Again, if only. I'm talking about girly movies. Films which I had intended on never, ever watching. Ones that star Mark Ruffalo and Matthew McConaughey for fuck's sake.

The biggest question that most of you will likely have is in regards to my methodology for determining what a chick flick is. Since the month of May is already shaping up to be a pretty painful ordeal, I don't plan on exacerbating that by arguing about exactly what does or doesn't count. So plain and simple, here's the yardstick each movie will have to measure up to:

1. Is its target demographic at least 75% women and/or male "Sex in the City" viewers?
2. At any time have I ever stated a preference to having red-hot metal objects inserted into my body over watching this particular film?

There's also a few other ground rules to keep in mind. For starters, all the movies I watch must be ones that I've never seen, ensuring that each review is of the highest reactionary caliber. I'd also like everyone to keep in mind that I have a lot of shit to do, so let's not pretend I'll have the chance to watch a new movie every single day. Some will be viewed on my media player while riding the bus, and as much as I hate to say it, there is undoubtedly going to be a Saturday or two that I watch enough of them back-to-back that I experience the kind of shrinkage which usually only comes from naked luging. Rest assured that the reviews will continue to be of the daily flavor though.

With those things in mind, I went through our movie collection last night and assembled what I consider to be a good start:

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Feel free to voice your objections in the comments, but no promises that they'll change my mind on anything. Better would be to offer suggestions for movies I should watch, as those in the picture constitute less than half a month's worth.

Oh and yes, that's Twilight in there. Sweet closeted bisexual Jesus save me now.