Things I at One Point Cared About -- But no Longer Do (Not Even a Little)
at Friday, September 11, 2009
- Brevity in blog post titles
- American Idol
- In what part of the world or place in time Carmen Sandiego is
- Myspace
- Whether or not everyone likes me
- Solving a Rubik's cube
- Why Tiffany refuses to write me back
- How many olives I can fit into my mouth at once
- Learning to play a musical instrument (Guitar Hero doesn't count)
- How tightly I can peg my jeans
- Michael Jackson (just as a human being, still OK w/his music)
- That one of my forearms is curiously larger than the other
- Paying my brother back for when I was 12 and he threw a wolf spider at my face
- Who let the dogs out
- The odd irony of emailing a question to someone who sits right next to you
- Anything Michael Moore says or does
- My inability to hula hoop
- If there are onions on my pizza
- Anyone who still says "hella"
- How many mushroom-related poisonings occurred after the release of Super Mario Bros. in 1985
September 11, 2009 11:53 AM
Does this mean you still care about who shot J.R.?
September 11, 2009 12:05 PM
"That one of my forearms is curiously larger than the other."
Is this really a mystery? Or even curious? Only in that you haven't gone blind yet, I'm guessing...
You can't hula hoop? I'm disappointed in you. (I can't either.)
September 11, 2009 12:19 PM
Wait! Are we not supposed to peg jeans anymore? Damn!
Totally agree with the Michael (weighs) Moore item.
This whole list is fucking HELLA cool!
September 11, 2009 12:20 PM
I will not be clicking the wolf spider link.
September 11, 2009 12:52 PM
This is like the best thing I've read all day. I love the last one. I just played Mario Bros 2 the original Nintendo one a few days ago so im trying to hide that im laughing in my office.
Kudos!!
September 11, 2009 1:25 PM
Hahaha...This list is great. Super Mario Bros. is still my favorite, though. Back in the day, I was a little bit obsessed. When I was young, my sister and I didn't play "house" or "dolls", per se. We always pretended that Mario and Luigi came out of the television to play with us. Okay....yeah, that sounds totally creepy.
September 11, 2009 1:46 PM
i can not think for the life of me why i clicked on tiffany's name! Jeez!
i just think you are mad that it has been forever since i have commented on anything you have written.
or you are just being mean to drive me away forever.
i have yet to decide.
September 11, 2009 1:47 PM
Hah - This one is great: "Whether or not everyone likes me"
Wish everyone could feel this way.
Good list!
September 11, 2009 3:35 PM
Oh god, that's great! I agree with everything except I know why Tiffany never wrote you back.
September 11, 2009 4:03 PM
One forearms curiously larger....hmmmm, I agree with Shine, I'm sure that's not really a mystery. That question is are you right or left handed.
Wolf spider? That deserves serious payback. It took years for me to get retribution for the fake spiders in the underwear drawer incident.
September 11, 2009 5:06 PM
You still care about comments and POOF here i am writing one!!!
Thanks for the unicorns & rainbows...what a magically BRIGHT day :) Now where's my Lucky Charms??!!
Your blog is quite entertaining. Hope you don't mind me reading along. OOOooo wait, i probably need to appologize about calling your comment rude. SORRY!!! Have a good weekend.
September 11, 2009 6:24 PM
george michael would be proud...
September 12, 2009 5:39 AM
I learned so much here this morning, yet so little. And I just now noticed one of my forearms is bigger than the other and that there is something in the world called a wolf spider!
September 12, 2009 5:55 AM
Pegged jeans. I miss them.
September 12, 2009 6:29 AM
I still want to figure out Rubick's cube. And Michael Moooore Makes me laugh.
September 12, 2009 10:17 AM
I'm glad to see that you didn't put monkeys on your list.
September 13, 2009 3:38 PM
I have to wonder how many mushrooms were consumed before they released it.
September 14, 2009 7:47 AM
Tiffany is such a stuck up bitch.