I remember trying to secretly rent sex lies and videotape at the movies plus as a preteen... The problem with that was that my mom saw we had slipped it into her movie pile when she was checking out.
I have devoted the last decade of my life to completely reversing a once crippling case of ADD, through the healing power of ooh! You know what would be awesome right now? Nachos.
What should be used to clean up this oily clusterfuck in the Gulf?
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October 21, 2009 6:16 AM
at what age is that movie appropriate? i love me some james spader, but i still find that movie uncomfortable.
October 21, 2009 6:19 AM
Fox lies?!?!
Bullshit!
I don't believe it.
October 21, 2009 7:07 AM
I remember trying to secretly rent sex lies and videotape at the movies plus as a preteen...
The problem with that was that my mom saw we had slipped it into her movie pile when she was checking out.
We weren't very smart pre-teens.
October 21, 2009 7:10 AM
Brilliant! I can't get through a day without my daily cartoon. On a scale of one to good, I rate this one as 'particularly good'.
October 21, 2009 7:55 AM
I once had an argument with my grandmother after correcting pronunciation .
Grandma-Eileen bought a new car, it's a Vulva.
Me-Uh, Grandma, I think you mean Volvo.
Grandma-No, honey, it is a Vulva.
Me-Grandma, a vulva is part of the female reproductive system.
Grandma- Dear Lord! No it is not! I have a been a woman for 74 years! I have never once heard of a vulva.
Me-Oook, so anyways, what colour is Eileen's vuvla then?
bahahahahaha.
October 21, 2009 9:22 AM
Now I'm gonna have Peter Gallaghers eyebrow's in my head all day.
October 21, 2009 9:56 AM
Bwhahaha! Made me think of that "Simpson's" ep where Bart walks out of the movie theater all traumatized after seeing "Naked Lunch."
October 21, 2009 11:38 AM
Lindsey's comment is almost funnier than your post!!!!!!
Anna
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October 21, 2009 11:49 AM
That's just wrong.
October 21, 2009 1:27 PM
Your mom sounds like my parents! Who said I, Claudius is inappropriate for an 8 year old?
October 21, 2009 5:16 PM
I believe Fox News should have been taking up more of the yellow section. Just to clarify.
October 21, 2009 5:18 PM
Hilarious!! you keep getting better & better at these. Ohhh 10????? Yikes!!
October 21, 2009 5:22 PM
man alive!
this one must have taken you AGES.
excellent.
October 21, 2009 7:20 PM
Funny, and oh so true.
October 22, 2009 2:32 AM
I watched "How To Be a Player" when I was 8. All I remember is a bunch of black people and sex. Scarred me for life.
October 22, 2009 11:56 AM
What's this about Fox News?