I remember trying to secretly rent sex lies and videotape at the movies plus as a preteen... The problem with that was that my mom saw we had slipped it into her movie pile when she was checking out.
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October 21, 2009 6:16 AM
at what age is that movie appropriate? i love me some james spader, but i still find that movie uncomfortable.
October 21, 2009 6:19 AM
Fox lies?!?!
Bullshit!
I don't believe it.
October 21, 2009 7:07 AM
I remember trying to secretly rent sex lies and videotape at the movies plus as a preteen...
The problem with that was that my mom saw we had slipped it into her movie pile when she was checking out.
We weren't very smart pre-teens.
October 21, 2009 7:10 AM
Brilliant! I can't get through a day without my daily cartoon. On a scale of one to good, I rate this one as 'particularly good'.
October 21, 2009 7:55 AM
I once had an argument with my grandmother after correcting pronunciation .
Grandma-Eileen bought a new car, it's a Vulva.
Me-Uh, Grandma, I think you mean Volvo.
Grandma-No, honey, it is a Vulva.
Me-Grandma, a vulva is part of the female reproductive system.
Grandma- Dear Lord! No it is not! I have a been a woman for 74 years! I have never once heard of a vulva.
Me-Oook, so anyways, what colour is Eileen's vuvla then?
bahahahahaha.
October 21, 2009 9:22 AM
Now I'm gonna have Peter Gallaghers eyebrow's in my head all day.
October 21, 2009 9:56 AM
Bwhahaha! Made me think of that "Simpson's" ep where Bart walks out of the movie theater all traumatized after seeing "Naked Lunch."
October 21, 2009 11:38 AM
Lindsey's comment is almost funnier than your post!!!!!!
Anna
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October 21, 2009 11:49 AM
That's just wrong.
October 21, 2009 1:27 PM
Your mom sounds like my parents! Who said I, Claudius is inappropriate for an 8 year old?
October 21, 2009 5:16 PM
I believe Fox News should have been taking up more of the yellow section. Just to clarify.
October 21, 2009 5:18 PM
Hilarious!! you keep getting better & better at these. Ohhh 10????? Yikes!!
October 21, 2009 5:22 PM
man alive!
this one must have taken you AGES.
excellent.
October 21, 2009 7:20 PM
Funny, and oh so true.
October 22, 2009 2:32 AM
I watched "How To Be a Player" when I was 8. All I remember is a bunch of black people and sex. Scarred me for life.
October 22, 2009 11:56 AM
What's this about Fox News?