I love the first one, and I think I'm a statistic featured in the second one... I know too much, and people fear me as a result. And I think they use their seniority to keep me down because they know I could mentally dominate them if it came down to it.
I have devoted the last decade of my life to completely reversing a once crippling case of ADD, through the healing power of ooh! You know what would be awesome right now? Nachos.
Which "non-lethal" weapon would you rather have used on you (and where)?
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What summer horror would you rather have inflicted on you?
~ Lost in the woods for 2 months (whether you live or die is up to you) - 9 (42%) ~ Tormented by the likeness of the fisherman you and your friends ran over last summer - 5 (23%) ~ Second-degree sunburn over 100% of your body (taintburn included) - 3 (14%) ~ Attacked by a shitload of bees - 2 (9%) ~ Severe jellyfish stings on both your nipples (you may lose one of them) - 1 (4%) ~ Spend 3 months in an old RV with your (2) least favorite relatives, and NO internet - 1 (4%)
October 22, 2009 6:37 AM
Deep, man.
Real deep.
Like a kiddie pool.
October 22, 2009 7:12 AM
The first one made me laugh before I even read the text. This series is so much better (or at least easier to digest) than the chick-flick one.
October 22, 2009 11:48 AM
The first one made me laugh. THe second one is a little too true :S
October 22, 2009 11:56 AM
I'm sort of in love with the first one. It also makes me think of your rainbow umbrella story. And that one is full of WIN.
October 22, 2009 3:38 PM
That first one is genius! I just freaked out my co-workers with my laughing
October 22, 2009 5:29 PM
Both are brilliant!
:::shakes fist at GraphJam::: You should have had elebenty Front Pagers by now!
October 23, 2009 5:29 PM
I love the first one, and I think I'm a statistic featured in the second one... I know too much, and people fear me as a result. And I think they use their seniority to keep me down because they know I could mentally dominate them if it came down to it.
October 24, 2009 10:21 AM
hahaha. LOVE the star one. LOVE.