I love the first one, and I think I'm a statistic featured in the second one... I know too much, and people fear me as a result. And I think they use their seniority to keep me down because they know I could mentally dominate them if it came down to it.
I have devoted the last decade of my life to completely reversing a once crippling case of ADD, through the healing power of ooh! You know what would be awesome right now? Nachos.
What should be used to clean up this oily clusterfuck in the Gulf?
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October 22, 2009 6:37 AM
Deep, man.
Real deep.
Like a kiddie pool.
October 22, 2009 7:12 AM
The first one made me laugh before I even read the text. This series is so much better (or at least easier to digest) than the chick-flick one.
October 22, 2009 11:48 AM
The first one made me laugh. THe second one is a little too true :S
October 22, 2009 11:56 AM
I'm sort of in love with the first one. It also makes me think of your rainbow umbrella story. And that one is full of WIN.
October 22, 2009 3:38 PM
That first one is genius! I just freaked out my co-workers with my laughing
October 22, 2009 5:29 PM
Both are brilliant!
:::shakes fist at GraphJam::: You should have had elebenty Front Pagers by now!
October 23, 2009 5:29 PM
I love the first one, and I think I'm a statistic featured in the second one... I know too much, and people fear me as a result. And I think they use their seniority to keep me down because they know I could mentally dominate them if it came down to it.
October 24, 2009 10:21 AM
hahaha. LOVE the star one. LOVE.