If you're rich and ugly you can buy good looking people and force them to do silly things. Or develop an insidious chemical that deforms their faces after you've introduced it into their beauty products.
I have devoted the last decade of my life to completely reversing a once crippling case of ADD, through the healing power of ooh! You know what would be awesome right now? Nachos.
Which "non-lethal" weapon would you rather have used on you (and where)?
Latest Poll Results
What summer horror would you rather have inflicted on you?
~ Lost in the woods for 2 months (whether you live or die is up to you) - 9 (42%) ~ Tormented by the likeness of the fisherman you and your friends ran over last summer - 5 (23%) ~ Second-degree sunburn over 100% of your body (taintburn included) - 3 (14%) ~ Attacked by a shitload of bees - 2 (9%) ~ Severe jellyfish stings on both your nipples (you may lose one of them) - 1 (4%) ~ Spend 3 months in an old RV with your (2) least favorite relatives, and NO internet - 1 (4%)
October 24, 2009 2:52 AM
I have noticed that good-looking people are rarely poor.
October 24, 2009 9:12 AM
If you're rich and ugly you can buy good looking people and force them to do silly things. Or develop an insidious chemical that deforms their faces after you've introduced it into their beauty products.
Though somebody may have done that one before.
October 24, 2009 10:22 AM
ummmmmmmmmm...making a bunch of charts and diagrams does NOT count as a cartoon. You best be drawing, soon!
October 25, 2009 12:56 AM
I like this one a lot.
Once again, it's the pie chart thing.