If you're rich and ugly you can buy good looking people and force them to do silly things. Or develop an insidious chemical that deforms their faces after you've introduced it into their beauty products.
I have devoted the last decade of my life to completely reversing a once crippling case of ADD, through the healing power of ooh! You know what would be awesome right now? Nachos.
October 24, 2009 2:52 AM
I have noticed that good-looking people are rarely poor.
October 24, 2009 9:12 AM
If you're rich and ugly you can buy good looking people and force them to do silly things. Or develop an insidious chemical that deforms their faces after you've introduced it into their beauty products.
Though somebody may have done that one before.
October 24, 2009 10:22 AM
ummmmmmmmmm...making a bunch of charts and diagrams does NOT count as a cartoon. You best be drawing, soon!
October 25, 2009 12:56 AM
I like this one a lot.
Once again, it's the pie chart thing.