I have devoted the last decade of my life to completely reversing a once crippling case of ADD, through the healing power of ooh! You know what would be awesome right now? Nachos.
Which "non-lethal" weapon would you rather have used on you (and where)?
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What summer horror would you rather have inflicted on you?
~ Lost in the woods for 2 months (whether you live or die is up to you) - 9 (42%) ~ Tormented by the likeness of the fisherman you and your friends ran over last summer - 5 (23%) ~ Second-degree sunburn over 100% of your body (taintburn included) - 3 (14%) ~ Attacked by a shitload of bees - 2 (9%) ~ Severe jellyfish stings on both your nipples (you may lose one of them) - 1 (4%) ~ Spend 3 months in an old RV with your (2) least favorite relatives, and NO internet - 1 (4%)
October 24, 2009 11:52 PM
And men who wear pink on valentine's day is gay too, I think. At least, they're lame.
October 25, 2009 4:33 AM
I don't quite understand WHY they even make men's clothes in pink.
Perhaps its because all the designers are gay?
October 25, 2009 6:31 AM
I was really confused the first time I saw all the NFL players wearing the pink shoes. I just couldn't wrap my head around it.
After pausing the game and running to tell Jeremiah what a weird thing was going on with the game, I felt like an ass. Duh.
October 25, 2009 12:10 PM
I blame the 80's and Yuppies. They have a lot to answer for.
October 25, 2009 2:04 PM
The only pink I want on my shirt would be from blood I'm desperately trying to rinse out before calmly walking through the lobby and my getaway car.
October 26, 2009 6:39 AM
At some point, you're just a big, tough guy in hot pink shoes. And I think we all know what that means.