I have devoted the last decade of my life to completely reversing a once crippling case of ADD, through the healing power of ooh! You know what would be awesome right now? Nachos.
What should be used to clean up this oily clusterfuck in the Gulf?
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October 24, 2009 11:52 PM
And men who wear pink on valentine's day is gay too, I think. At least, they're lame.
October 25, 2009 4:33 AM
I don't quite understand WHY they even make men's clothes in pink.
Perhaps its because all the designers are gay?
October 25, 2009 6:31 AM
I was really confused the first time I saw all the NFL players wearing the pink shoes. I just couldn't wrap my head around it.
After pausing the game and running to tell Jeremiah what a weird thing was going on with the game, I felt like an ass. Duh.
October 25, 2009 12:10 PM
I blame the 80's and Yuppies. They have a lot to answer for.
October 25, 2009 2:04 PM
The only pink I want on my shirt would be from blood I'm desperately trying to rinse out before calmly walking through the lobby and my getaway car.
October 26, 2009 6:39 AM
At some point, you're just a big, tough guy in hot pink shoes. And I think we all know what that means.