Daily Chart - Happy Get in My Windowless Van Day
at Saturday, October 31, 2009
[Click to enlarge, you spooky motherfucker]
- Jay Ferris
- I have devoted the last decade of my life to completely reversing a once crippling case of ADD, through the healing power of ooh! You know what would be awesome right now? Nachos.
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November 1, 2009 1:01 AM
Candy in prison? Doesn't sound like a bad place at all.
November 1, 2009 5:51 AM
I saw only 8 kids that I knew trick-or-treating last night. The rest didn't come from our neighborhood...
A few of them made me think about giving out straight edged razor blades. If you're going to go out for Halloween getting candy from people, at least don a costume.
Great graph. As always!
:-)
November 1, 2009 5:56 AM
you're on point with the title! location is key to determining how the whole situation will play out. i'll have to remember that little tip...
November 1, 2009 9:47 AM
Nothing says "Stranger Danger" like a man in a windowless van.
November 1, 2009 12:55 PM
The Spouse Sparrow would take pictures of all the serial killer vans that he saw in our old ghetto neighborhood.
He has a lot of pics.
But in our old neighborhood you'd have to be handing out dime bags to get the kids over. Candy is for kids in the 'burbs.
November 1, 2009 7:20 PM
Absolutely!! I'm 24 & I went trick or treating last night with two 26 years olds. hehe. Yeahh, we were afraid we'd get 5-10 years in prison for asking for candy from strangers. hehehe. =)
November 4, 2009 6:38 AM
Sure, put the kids in prison. Then I get all their candy.
Is that not how this works?
November 4, 2009 11:55 AM
Yeah, nothing ever made sense to me as to why Halloween was not only an exception to the "don't take candy from strangers" rule, it was outright ENCOURAGED!
Way to teach the next generation!
November 4, 2009 6:31 PM
strangers. candy. and a rape van. classic halloween.