I have devoted the last decade of my life to completely reversing a once crippling case of ADD, through the healing power of ooh! You know what would be awesome right now? Nachos.
What should be used to clean up this oily clusterfuck in the Gulf?
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October 28, 2009 6:14 AM
Totally not funny. You don't even know my mom.
October 28, 2009 6:52 AM
Genius. This is how geeks talk smack. Can't wait to show my mom!
October 28, 2009 7:15 AM
Ha!
You think Physics was harder than my mom.
That's funny.
October 28, 2009 9:36 AM
Duder, genius!
October 28, 2009 10:26 AM
Your mom is a cube. A cheap cube.
Crap. I'm bad at comebacks.
October 28, 2009 10:12 PM
"If this is the first time you've been burned by a graph"
Actually, the first time I got burned by a graph was when your mom... Nah, I got nothing.
Shit, I totally got faced by a graph.
October 29, 2009 2:45 AM
"Your mom" = <3.