I have devoted the last decade of my life to completely reversing a once crippling case of ADD, through the healing power of ooh! You know what would be awesome right now? Nachos.
Which "non-lethal" weapon would you rather have used on you (and where)?
Latest Poll Results
What summer horror would you rather have inflicted on you?
~ Lost in the woods for 2 months (whether you live or die is up to you) - 9 (42%) ~ Tormented by the likeness of the fisherman you and your friends ran over last summer - 5 (23%) ~ Second-degree sunburn over 100% of your body (taintburn included) - 3 (14%) ~ Attacked by a shitload of bees - 2 (9%) ~ Severe jellyfish stings on both your nipples (you may lose one of them) - 1 (4%) ~ Spend 3 months in an old RV with your (2) least favorite relatives, and NO internet - 1 (4%)
October 28, 2009 6:14 AM
Totally not funny. You don't even know my mom.
October 28, 2009 6:52 AM
Genius. This is how geeks talk smack. Can't wait to show my mom!
October 28, 2009 7:15 AM
Ha!
You think Physics was harder than my mom.
That's funny.
October 28, 2009 9:36 AM
Duder, genius!
October 28, 2009 10:26 AM
Your mom is a cube. A cheap cube.
Crap. I'm bad at comebacks.
October 28, 2009 10:12 PM
"If this is the first time you've been burned by a graph"
Actually, the first time I got burned by a graph was when your mom... Nah, I got nothing.
Shit, I totally got faced by a graph.
October 29, 2009 2:45 AM
"Your mom" = <3.