Freestyle Friday: Hey, You Asked...
at Friday, January 8, 2010
I know I can't be the only person out there whose had one of those days where it seems like every decision you make, every step of some process you control comes under scrutiny. Meaning others are accosting you with the almighty "Why?" as much as possible. Your boss. Your co-workers. Your friends. Your kids. Quite recently I had such a day; in fact, the universe saw fit to continue the torrent of questioning into a second day. At which point I simply couldn't take it any more, so I made a bunch of these cards in hopes of getting across my final, singular answer. It's just too bad that the acceptance of said answer wasn't half as satisfying for everyone else as it was for me to give it.

January 8, 2010 5:53 AM
LMAO. Oh you should market these.
January 8, 2010 5:57 AM
This doesn't make sense at all.
Why would you write a post like this?
January 8, 2010 6:09 AM
those are the fanciest swearwords I've ever seen
January 8, 2010 6:23 AM
First, I need some. Second, would it be wrong to hand them out to my kids? They're 3 and 1. They can't read yet, so I'm pretty sure I could get away with it.
January 8, 2010 6:35 AM
You have a flair for design
January 8, 2010 7:08 AM
Can I order a pack of 100 of those? please?
January 8, 2010 7:16 AM
2 thumbs, better yet middle fingers up.
January 8, 2010 8:44 AM
These cards would go well if you handed them out whilst sporting the Franz Josef.
January 8, 2010 8:48 AM
My entire week has gone this way. I am so fucking glad it's Friday. Now, where are my cards?
January 8, 2010 9:16 AM
I always KNEW you worked at Kinkos.
January 8, 2010 10:01 AM
You should work for Hallmark.
January 8, 2010 11:32 AM
I envy your moxie. I hold it all in. It festers until I break down and cry. Just not as fulfilling as handing out your cards.
January 8, 2010 12:07 PM
Beautiful. You could start your own line of response cards. Other suggestions would be: "Go Away" and "I don't give a flying fuck".
January 8, 2010 3:04 PM
I'd like some that read, "In what world do you think I give a fuck?"
With some pretty lilies along the border...wouldn't want people to think I was a total hardass.
January 8, 2010 9:42 PM
I need me some of them to stick on my forehead and back this morning.
January 9, 2010 9:57 AM
If you bitch slap people the first time they hassle you, you won't need cards.
January 9, 2010 10:14 AM
You have clearly missed your calling in the stationary world! Make extra cash and sell these online immediately!
January 10, 2010 12:34 PM
I would give that to my kid, but he can't read.
January 10, 2010 1:10 PM
If only handing these out to the kindergartners would not get me in trouble......
January 10, 2010 8:08 PM
are those business card sized?
January 11, 2010 1:35 AM
Can I order a bundle? Let's say 800. Thanks.
January 11, 2010 8:13 AM
these are so elegant i think martha will start selling them.
January 12, 2010 6:28 AM
A to the men. And you were so polite about it. I don't understand why they weren't received better.
January 18, 2010 9:58 PM
LMAO...I would totally order those!