It's National List Day!*
at Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Things that make me smile in a sad sort of way:
- Patrick Swayze movies
- Really old people holding hands
- Getting the last slice of pizza
- Three-legged dogs
- Very chubby kids
- Beekeeping
- Juggling
- Eating an ENTIRE spoonful of peanut butter
- Cracking walnuts
- Holding back a sneeze
- Vanity license plates
- Fake boobs
- Quoting movies in conversation
- Sandwich construction
- Handshakes
- Drinking Arizona iced tea
- Reusing grocery bags from Wal-Mart
- Wearing anything with a Looney Tunes character on it (yes, even children)
- Taking your kid in public with only a diaper on
- Singing along with Ford F-150 commercials
January 27, 2010 2:02 PM
I always throw a trench coat on over my diaper before taking the kids out on the town.
January 27, 2010 2:19 PM
Who sings F-150 commercials? That's some redneck shit right there.
January 27, 2010 2:21 PM
Thank God I don't do any of the last.
January 27, 2010 2:27 PM
Oh my goodness the last group just made me die. Wearing looney tunes shirts especially...
But I beg to differ about the sneezing thing. When I'm trying to hold it in Im pretty sure I gyrate in a very sexual way. Oh wait... sexy.. nevermind.
January 27, 2010 2:44 PM
I disagree wholeheartedly about peanut butter.
January 27, 2010 3:22 PM
LOL!! I love your posts, they are always so funny!! *Cough*I'm going to go now & throw away my Walmart bags*Cough*
LOL to the Beekeeping too. That outfit doesn't work on anybody! hehe.
January 27, 2010 4:11 PM
Juggling is unsexy?
Feast on teh sexay:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M91qhjSpl2s
January 27, 2010 6:07 PM
Oh, list lust! I love lists. Sooo...ahem...*bats blonde, unnoticeable eyelashes in an incredibly unsexy sort of way* may I have permission to use your list headings, pleeeease? ^_^
January 27, 2010 6:33 PM
Listen, I reuse Wal-Mart bags in the tiny trash cans throughout my house because it seems silly to buy those dumbass rolls of thin liners.
DON'T YOU JUDGE ME.
January 27, 2010 6:54 PM
Haha. I don't reuse Wal-Mart bags.
I reuse Piggly Wiggly bags...
:)
January 27, 2010 9:37 PM
I disagree with the juggling thing.
I had a girlfriend once who worked as a clown. She was very good at juggling my balls. With her tongue.
January 28, 2010 12:15 AM
Umm...what if the peanut butter is spread onto a peeled banana?
January 28, 2010 6:06 AM
Shit, I totally eat spoonfuls of peanut butter.
January 28, 2010 6:27 AM
Mother of Fuck. I missed National List Day. It's my favourite holiday, too.
That and I sent my kid to school with his pants on inside out over his Spiderman costume yesterday. That doesn't have everything to do with this comment, or really your blog at all but I figured a good place to admit it all would be on a stranger's blog.
I feel good now. Great even.
January 28, 2010 6:27 AM
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January 28, 2010 6:28 AM
Also, I have subscribed accordingly. The math equations are super meg brilliant. Their brilliantness meter is off the charts. I'd make a chart about it, but like, nah.
January 28, 2010 6:28 AM
Also impossible to do in a sexy way:
Be a guy drinking from a straw.
Unless you're gay..then it kind of makes sense that's how you'd do it.
January 28, 2010 6:56 AM
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.
Also, men drinking girly cocktails in tiny glasses, hilarious, but not sexy...
January 28, 2010 7:34 AM
I'd like to add truck nuts,tramp stamps and foot and ankle tattoos to the last list. And I knew there was a reason I'd avoided Arizona Iced Tea all these years. Thanks for clearing that up
January 28, 2010 9:27 AM
The sexy way to eat peanut butter is by the fistful.
January 28, 2010 9:54 AM
I'm one of those people that hate sneezing. It's hard to explain but when I sneeze I just blink my eyes and you are right there is no way to do that in a sexy manner.
Oh and your check for $50 is in the mail.
January 28, 2010 10:23 AM
Drinking out of a straw also hard to do and look tough.
Think about it.
Think about it.
January 28, 2010 11:42 AM
Couldn't naked beekeeping be sexy?
January 28, 2010 1:45 PM
Stick man doing the worm over at my blog. Yeah. I didn't exactly have a busy day today.
January 28, 2010 8:42 PM
What if it's juggling Dildos?
January 29, 2010 5:15 AM
And even worse thatn the lloney tunes character shirts are the childrens athletic shoes that sport cartoon characters or superheros! I'm a mean mommy, I refused to buy those tacky things for my kids when they were small!
January 29, 2010 5:56 AM
Also not sexy: naked tap dancing. Learned that one the hard way. (Then-boyfriend looks up from paper, comments, "that's nice", goes back to reading paper.) Ouch.
January 29, 2010 6:16 AM
Ahhh. You almost got me with the give Jay $50 day. You bastard.
Great list...
Naked tapdancing? And with that I am out...
January 29, 2010 1:10 PM
The best one is holding back a sneeze. yeah, that could never be sexy lol
February 1, 2010 2:54 PM
I saw a vanity plate that said "boody" the other day. Bad for a pirate. Awesome for a gangsta.