After 20 I'm More Like my Grandma (Dead)
at Monday, February 22, 2010
I'm fairly certain that there's also an erectile dysfunction joke in here somewhere, but I think I'll save that one for another day. I've done enough damage with the title of this post as it is.
February 22, 2010 6:40 PM
Haha!
February 22, 2010 8:30 PM
Any title with a parenthetical death reference is alright by me.
February 22, 2010 8:50 PM
Why the hatred of Bob Ross? Happy little trees, Jay, happy little trees.
February 22, 2010 9:25 PM
Amazing as always,,, but im afraid I don't understand the bob ross hate? What did he do to you?He calms my soul!
February 23, 2010 5:00 AM
At least you have a place to put your grandpa.
I'd just have one big pie chart that said 'dead.'
Actually, could probably include the 'has no business driving' chart but that's it.
February 23, 2010 6:56 AM
Listen, I'm just happy to know I'm not the only low life who would enjoy screwing with my enemies instead of helping people if I were invisible for a day.
February 23, 2010 7:14 AM
Couldn't this also apply to a 5-year-old? I guess you after 10 beers is kind of reminiscent of a 5-year-old...
February 23, 2010 7:17 AM
Nice...
except for the bladder thing... thats not too nice.
February 23, 2010 7:25 AM
Do you loosen your pants too?
February 23, 2010 9:26 AM
Start chewing tobacco, it's key.
February 23, 2010 1:03 PM
A also = me everyday. Only, I can drive pretty well, so I'd change "has no business driving" to "way too lazy to drive" and then it'd be perfect.
February 23, 2010 4:37 PM
This kind of makes me want to hang out with you and Grandpa.
February 23, 2010 5:10 PM
Why does everyone assume it is Bob Ross hate? Jay doesn't seem like the kind of guy who invites people he dislikes to put their mouth on him.
February 24, 2010 10:43 AM
You know, for someone your size, you seem to have an inordinately low tolerance for alcohol... I mean wetting yourself after 10? You need to dedicate evenings and weekends to improving this statistic!