I'm Switching to Bing
at Monday, February 15, 2010
Now that's just plain uncalled for, Google.
- Jay Ferris
- I have devoted the last decade of my life to completely reversing a once crippling case of ADD, through the healing power of ooh! You know what would be awesome right now? Nachos.
What should be used to clean up this oily clusterfuck in the Gulf?
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February 15, 2010 11:34 PM
Did you test Bing to see what it came up with? I'd hate for you to have to switch back after already renouncing Google.
February 16, 2010 5:14 AM
Google says I'm "gone". I hope that's not literal.
February 16, 2010 5:16 AM
Caroline is a boy... wtf???
February 16, 2010 5:48 AM
I got 'Rodney is a'
nothing. nothing came up.
Which, I suppose is accurate.
February 16, 2010 6:40 AM
You may want to re-think "switching" which is probably what made the search result come up that way in the first place, Alice.
February 16, 2010 7:12 AM
Oh buddy boy...Looks like Google has superior records from past indictments. International or no!
February 16, 2010 8:09 AM
Google is psychic.
February 16, 2010 8:33 AM
My results were as follows:
Jennifer is a dork
Jennifer is fabulous
Jennifer is sick of being single
Jennifer is dead
I'd say only one applies, and it's not "fabulous."
February 16, 2010 8:56 AM
I despise Bing, but I can't even argue with that.
February 16, 2010 9:55 AM
I still can't bring myself to switch even though Google just said I was a hoe.
February 16, 2010 10:39 AM
I got:
Liz is nuts
Liz is hot
Liz is boxy
Liz is granola
Apparently I have turned into a delicious treat from the cereal aisle best served warm... Good to know.
February 16, 2010 11:39 AM
I'd kick some google ass if I were you.
February 16, 2010 1:06 PM
Well, shit. I totally commented on that damn Google Buzz. By the way I hate Google Buzz. Please make it stop.
I think Google must have seen your rainbow umbrella?
February 16, 2010 1:15 PM
Fucking Jon Gosselin!!!
Jon is a douche
Jon is a loser
Jon is a jerk
Jon is an idiot
Jon is a dirtbag
I'm changing my name to Frank. Look it up.
February 16, 2010 10:49 PM
all it says is weird. and carissa's weird is a band... so i don't know what to think... since i am weird...
February 17, 2010 11:31 AM
Sorry but I so lolled reading this post. But I don't blame you for switching to bing.
I just got
Emily is a poo
Emily is a loser
Emily is not cool
Emily is fat
Ok now I am switching too.
February 17, 2010 2:44 PM
If you picked "Jay is a fag" and hit I'm feeling lucky would you just get a male strippergram?
Think about it.
February 17, 2010 10:08 PM
I just got "tina is king of monster island"--
so I'll be sticking with Google.
February 18, 2010 8:12 AM
Apparently I'm no longer out of work. Nancy is a junior secretary...
I wonder if I'll soon get a raise and when lunch is.
February 18, 2010 10:12 AM
I got the worst insult of all: Matt Damon.
I'm scared to do "Grunt".
February 18, 2010 11:37 AM
I think Tina beats all of us... I don't blame her for staying with Google.
February 18, 2010 5:17 PM
Greg is a Garden Gnome....huh...who knew....
February 18, 2010 6:51 PM
Oh no!! Hahahaha!! Awww yeahh switch to Bing!
February 18, 2010 7:21 PM
Dude. You were wronged.
If I knew what "Bing" was, I'd switch, too.
...A.
February 19, 2010 10:57 AM
You took it better from Google than you do from me. Way to show maturity.