I'm Switching to Bing
at Monday, February 15, 2010
Now that's just plain uncalled for, Google.
- Jay Ferris
- I have devoted the last decade of my life to completely reversing a once crippling case of ADD, through the healing power of ooh! You know what would be awesome right now? Nachos.
Which "non-lethal" weapon would you rather have used on you (and where)?
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February 15, 2010 11:34 PM
Did you test Bing to see what it came up with? I'd hate for you to have to switch back after already renouncing Google.
February 16, 2010 5:14 AM
Google says I'm "gone". I hope that's not literal.
February 16, 2010 5:16 AM
Caroline is a boy... wtf???
February 16, 2010 5:48 AM
I got 'Rodney is a'
nothing. nothing came up.
Which, I suppose is accurate.
February 16, 2010 6:40 AM
You may want to re-think "switching" which is probably what made the search result come up that way in the first place, Alice.
February 16, 2010 7:12 AM
Oh buddy boy...Looks like Google has superior records from past indictments. International or no!
February 16, 2010 8:09 AM
Google is psychic.
February 16, 2010 8:33 AM
My results were as follows:
Jennifer is a dork
Jennifer is fabulous
Jennifer is sick of being single
Jennifer is dead
I'd say only one applies, and it's not "fabulous."
February 16, 2010 8:56 AM
I despise Bing, but I can't even argue with that.
February 16, 2010 9:55 AM
I still can't bring myself to switch even though Google just said I was a hoe.
February 16, 2010 10:39 AM
I got:
Liz is nuts
Liz is hot
Liz is boxy
Liz is granola
Apparently I have turned into a delicious treat from the cereal aisle best served warm... Good to know.
February 16, 2010 11:39 AM
I'd kick some google ass if I were you.
February 16, 2010 1:06 PM
Well, shit. I totally commented on that damn Google Buzz. By the way I hate Google Buzz. Please make it stop.
I think Google must have seen your rainbow umbrella?
February 16, 2010 1:15 PM
Fucking Jon Gosselin!!!
Jon is a douche
Jon is a loser
Jon is a jerk
Jon is an idiot
Jon is a dirtbag
I'm changing my name to Frank. Look it up.
February 16, 2010 10:49 PM
all it says is weird. and carissa's weird is a band... so i don't know what to think... since i am weird...
February 17, 2010 11:31 AM
Sorry but I so lolled reading this post. But I don't blame you for switching to bing.
I just got
Emily is a poo
Emily is a loser
Emily is not cool
Emily is fat
Ok now I am switching too.
February 17, 2010 2:44 PM
If you picked "Jay is a fag" and hit I'm feeling lucky would you just get a male strippergram?
Think about it.
February 17, 2010 10:08 PM
I just got "tina is king of monster island"--
so I'll be sticking with Google.
February 18, 2010 8:12 AM
Apparently I'm no longer out of work. Nancy is a junior secretary...
I wonder if I'll soon get a raise and when lunch is.
February 18, 2010 10:12 AM
I got the worst insult of all: Matt Damon.
I'm scared to do "Grunt".
February 18, 2010 11:37 AM
I think Tina beats all of us... I don't blame her for staying with Google.
February 18, 2010 5:17 PM
Greg is a Garden Gnome....huh...who knew....
February 18, 2010 6:51 PM
Oh no!! Hahahaha!! Awww yeahh switch to Bing!
February 18, 2010 7:21 PM
Dude. You were wronged.
If I knew what "Bing" was, I'd switch, too.
...A.
February 19, 2010 10:57 AM
You took it better from Google than you do from me. Way to show maturity.