Since I was sick and/or in recovery mode most of last week, I feel the need to make up for missing Freestyle Friday. I'm sure my virus-addled mind could have come up with something way more creative than the following gems that were plucked from my notebook, but the only thing I felt compelled to pen in the past 7 days was my last will and testament. Which is actually a pretty funny read, just not what I would consider FF material.