No words today, only graphs. Except for the ones I just typed informing you that there wouldn't be any words. And each sentence I have to type thereafter to create additional exceptions to my first sentence. Shit.
When hired at a new company it is highly important to blow the most knowledgeable IT person as soon as you possible can. This way, you learn all the work-arounds to company Internet security.
I have devoted the last decade of my life to completely reversing a once crippling case of ADD, through the healing power of ooh! You know what would be awesome right now? Nachos.
Which "non-lethal" weapon would you rather have used on you (and where)?
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What summer horror would you rather have inflicted on you?
~ Lost in the woods for 2 months (whether you live or die is up to you) - 9 (42%) ~ Tormented by the likeness of the fisherman you and your friends ran over last summer - 5 (23%) ~ Second-degree sunburn over 100% of your body (taintburn included) - 3 (14%) ~ Attacked by a shitload of bees - 2 (9%) ~ Severe jellyfish stings on both your nipples (you may lose one of them) - 1 (4%) ~ Spend 3 months in an old RV with your (2) least favorite relatives, and NO internet - 1 (4%)
March 5, 2010 6:35 AM
My IT supposedly leaves G-Chat open but has restricted access to G-Spot.
I say 'supposedly' because I have yet to find that damn thing.
March 5, 2010 6:37 AM
Woot Woot to the IT department!!! =)
haha about the dating one.
March 5, 2010 8:48 AM
I hate to inform you of this, but there are also words IN your charts....Just saying. And hells yeah to the IT dept. NOONE can live without Gchat.
March 5, 2010 10:15 AM
Open and trusting my ass.
March 5, 2010 10:43 AM
I like your handwriting. Just sayin'.
March 5, 2010 11:48 AM
copied graph and sent to the rest of the IT dept.
also, facebook.
March 5, 2010 12:37 PM
When hired at a new company it is highly important to blow the most knowledgeable IT person as soon as you possible can. This way, you learn all the work-arounds to company Internet security.
March 5, 2010 7:59 PM
Again, your brain proves quite useful/entertaining. ^_^
March 5, 2010 9:14 PM
The G Chat one is so true.
March 5, 2010 11:04 PM
P to the S- Blog Awardness for yoooooooou over at my place. ^_^
March 6, 2010 12:25 AM
There' ways to get around anything.
March 6, 2010 8:13 AM
Our IT department is one guy who is SO typically IT, it's kind of embarrassing.
March 7, 2010 2:26 AM
haha, love this!
March 7, 2010 2:05 PM
Awesome! x
March 8, 2010 2:17 PM
I'll quit my job if they ever block gchat.
September 21, 2011 11:33 AM
In my case: https ftw