I have devoted the last decade of my life to completely reversing a once crippling case of ADD, through the healing power of ooh! You know what would be awesome right now? Nachos.
Which "non-lethal" weapon would you rather have used on you (and where)?
Latest Poll Results
What summer horror would you rather have inflicted on you?
~ Lost in the woods for 2 months (whether you live or die is up to you) - 9 (42%) ~ Tormented by the likeness of the fisherman you and your friends ran over last summer - 5 (23%) ~ Second-degree sunburn over 100% of your body (taintburn included) - 3 (14%) ~ Attacked by a shitload of bees - 2 (9%) ~ Severe jellyfish stings on both your nipples (you may lose one of them) - 1 (4%) ~ Spend 3 months in an old RV with your (2) least favorite relatives, and NO internet - 1 (4%)
June 29, 2010 1:55 PM
I hope you hand that to them as they walk out.
I had an intern this spring who insisted on calling me Ma'am. I wonder if her parents miss her.
June 29, 2010 6:52 PM
I think I love you. That's not weird, right?
I live near a university and everyday I ride the El home with students and want to HURT THEM.
June 30, 2010 1:53 PM
Like, whatevskis.
I wrote a blog post on "like" recently. But it's from a pro-like perspective. Check 'er out. If you dare.
http://novarella.blogspot.com/2010/04/i-was-like-whaaat.html
June 30, 2010 2:54 PM
As one who teaches these fine, upstanding citizens at the college level.... I want to frame this graph and put it on my wall.
July 1, 2010 11:19 AM
Marry me. This is awesome.
July 2, 2010 12:01 AM
Your graph line is very aroused.
July 3, 2010 8:18 AM
It's the clothes they show up to interview in that gets me. Jeans or teeny, tiny shorts and t-shirts or sweatshirts. SO sloppy! Makes me crazy!
July 5, 2010 8:08 PM
Could you have ever imagined how far and wide the influence of "Valley Girl" would be?
And Jesus Christ, Nicholas Cage a fucking mongoloid.
July 10, 2010 2:01 PM
JAY I FORGOT HOW FUNNY YOU ARE....LOVE IT!
HUGGS
JB
July 19, 2010 10:17 AM
More than 10 feet in the ground and you'll be digging for a very long time. Just a body-hiding tip between fake internet friends!
July 29, 2010 7:37 AM
Awesome! :)
What about every sentence ending in question marks...
August 4, 2010 1:42 PM
It's become the "um" of the aughts.
I guess we're not in the aughts anymore, huh? Where are we? Do I know you? *puts hand on face*
August 20, 2010 2:08 PM
So true!!
I catch myself saying "like" a lot. It's such a nasty habit. I must break free!
November 11, 2010 1:46 PM
This is, like, totally amazing.