(Make sure you re-read the title of this post in the harmonic styling of R&B super sensation Mark Morrison)

Very rarely do my middle of the night ideas make it much further than the scratch pad I keep next to the bed. I think the following graphs, whose inspiration came to me at about 4am, do well to illustrate why:

Hopefully these make sense to someone other than me. If not, at least try to take away the following message: Butt jokes, much like peace and happiness, can be found practically anywhere if you only look hard enough.