Sorry Everyone -- That Was My Bad
at Friday, January 21, 2011
While technically still an act of God, I'd like to be clear that the recent mass animal die-offs don't have anything to do with the apocalypse... it's just, I've just been catching up on the show Dollhouse, which if you've ever seen, you'd know that on the rare occasions Eliza Dushku is actually wearing clothes, she's either dressed like a whore, or a whore from The Matrix. So yeah, this one's on me guys.

January 21, 2011 11:05 AM
Wow. I mean, the birds were bad enough, but now cows? Dude, you have to be chafing by now.
January 21, 2011 12:55 PM
Seriously, don't you have Indian burn on it or something?
January 21, 2011 1:01 PM
I so miss that show.
January 21, 2011 11:11 PM
Now I know what really killed the raccoon down the road.
January 22, 2011 12:09 PM
Are you also to blame for near extinction of the pandas, whales, tigers, polar bears, elephants, and rhinos too?
Come on, we all know you've been at it longer than just a week or two!
I'm getting the World Wildlife Fund on the horn!
January 22, 2011 2:09 PM
If you could make "A Whore from the Matrix" become an actual show, many of us would be incredibly thankful. Like more than we already are of you.
January 22, 2011 8:04 PM
I was so upset when they cancelled that show!! You know - the animals probably deserved it anyways. She is worth it. :)
January 26, 2011 2:39 PM
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March 9, 2011 7:27 AM
I wonder if there is a connection with prehistoric man, the discovery of masturbation, the mass extinction of dinosaurs? Where you at Science?