I have devoted the last decade of my life to completely reversing a once crippling case of ADD, through the healing power of ooh! You know what would be awesome right now? Nachos.
Which "non-lethal" weapon would you rather have used on you (and where)?
Latest Poll Results
What summer horror would you rather have inflicted on you?
~ Lost in the woods for 2 months (whether you live or die is up to you) - 9 (42%) ~ Tormented by the likeness of the fisherman you and your friends ran over last summer - 5 (23%) ~ Second-degree sunburn over 100% of your body (taintburn included) - 3 (14%) ~ Attacked by a shitload of bees - 2 (9%) ~ Severe jellyfish stings on both your nipples (you may lose one of them) - 1 (4%) ~ Spend 3 months in an old RV with your (2) least favorite relatives, and NO internet - 1 (4%)
May 10, 2011 10:49 AM
Ah yes, alcohol is liquid intelligence, isn't it?
May 10, 2011 12:12 PM
ha!
I hoped you pulled the nose hair right after you friended the ex and saw her picture.
that is all
May 10, 2011 9:04 PM
Nose hair plucking is worse than getting tased. I mean, it's gotta be, right?
May 11, 2011 2:12 PM
Haha, "there's alcohol involved" should totally be in the green area.
May 12, 2011 8:55 AM
god knows i've gone crazy on my share of rogue chin hairs after my afternoon cocktail(s)...
May 14, 2011 5:45 AM
Did you know that Google has something in "GMAIL LABS" called "Mail Goggles" that makes it more difficult for you to send drunk emails.
That's my contribution to your life.