I have devoted the last decade of my life to completely reversing a once crippling case of ADD, through the healing power of ooh! You know what would be awesome right now? Nachos.
Which "non-lethal" weapon would you rather have used on you (and where)?
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What summer horror would you rather have inflicted on you?
~ Lost in the woods for 2 months (whether you live or die is up to you) - 9 (42%) ~ Tormented by the likeness of the fisherman you and your friends ran over last summer - 5 (23%) ~ Second-degree sunburn over 100% of your body (taintburn included) - 3 (14%) ~ Attacked by a shitload of bees - 2 (9%) ~ Severe jellyfish stings on both your nipples (you may lose one of them) - 1 (4%) ~ Spend 3 months in an old RV with your (2) least favorite relatives, and NO internet - 1 (4%)
November 14, 2011 7:46 AM
Pretty sure that you have 'sack tapping' on the wrong side.
November 14, 2011 2:16 PM
What if it's a manly sproting event? Like Greco Roman wrestling?
November 20, 2011 1:36 AM
Pretty sure piggyback ride appears on the wrong end of the spectrum as well.