Comments on Genius Pending: The Stoner Diaries: Holiday Edition

You had me laughing at making sloppy mouth love! A...

2010-01-29T14:56:19.602-08:00

You had me laughing at making sloppy mouth love! And it just got better from there. Thank you for the great laugh!

Oh wow, this story just made my day! It's not ...

2009-12-22T11:27:51.432-08:00

Oh wow, this story just made my day! It's not just the story itself, it's the way you word things...oh the hilarity...I find it especially funny you spoke in an Irish accent.

For the record, roller blades were never ever ever...

2009-12-21T23:24:27.353-08:00

For the record, roller blades were never ever ever cool. Ever.

Hey man, listen, rollerblading is STILL cool! Als...

2009-12-21T00:13:30.267-08:00

Hey man, listen, rollerblading is STILL cool!

Also, I am so jealous. (Note to self: get a hold of shrooms.)

This is a heartwarming holiday tale. If you'r...

2009-12-18T09:39:15.323-08:00

This is a heartwarming holiday tale. If you're going to spend Christmas alone, you may as well do it with a healthy dose of psilocybin.

I'm just glad you didn't die after licking...

2009-12-17T16:40:35.859-08:00

I'm just glad you didn't die after licking all those playstation games so that now you can share the hilarity with us boring people who don't eat a ton of shrooms and then work. Thank GOD.

My only Christmas wish is for my own 20 year old J...

2009-12-17T15:29:21.805-08:00

My only Christmas wish is for my own 20 year old Jay to come into my life. I've been very "good" this year! Honest!

I would pay a large sum of money to go back in tim...

2009-12-17T13:52:00.467-08:00

I would pay a large sum of money to go back in time and watch this all go down (TWSS). And to get to see the comment you'd write on my account.

As you told this story, I was picturing the entire...

2009-12-17T13:32:04.198-08:00

As you told this story, I was picturing the entire thing in claymation. Probably not far from how you were picturing it while it was happening. This is the best Christmas story I've ever read.

Dear god. I just found your blog and it is funny ...

2009-12-17T12:24:33.944-08:00

Dear god. I just found your blog and it is funny as shit. You didn't have a babysitter for shrooms? Bad juju. Any time you say, whats the worst that could happen you are bound to find out. Much to our hilarity.

My best friend always spoke with an British accent...

2009-12-17T10:49:02.838-08:00

My best friend always spoke with an British accent when she smoked weed....I don't know if it was as funny in reality as it was when you're listening to it stoned, but it always brings a smile to my face when I think of it...

Good times, good times.

HA! Gremlins was a permanent fixer at my home'...

2009-12-17T08:27:31.996-08:00

HA!

Gremlins was a permanent fixer at my home's holiday celebrations. We would all watch it and then talk about how we would have done things differently for hours. My brother and I would usually come to blows over it. And my mom would threaten to take away some of our gifts.

This reminds me of High School. Everyday. I'...

2009-12-17T08:25:00.280-08:00

This reminds me of High School.

Everyday.

I'm still amazed I graduated.

Upscale strip club? I don't even want to know...

2009-12-17T06:57:03.551-08:00

Upscale strip club?

I don't even want to know what one of those is like.

Give me desperate heroin addict strippers any day of the week.

Preferably Wednesdays around 2 pm.

They'll DO ANYTHING right about then.

You're lying, this happened last week didnt it...

2009-12-17T06:22:51.743-08:00

You're lying, this happened last week didnt it?

Where exactly did you puke under the check-out cou...

2009-12-16T22:07:12.947-08:00

Where exactly did you puke under the check-out counter? >.<

The Clue thing is cracking me up. "We'r...

2009-12-16T21:57:16.664-08:00

The Clue thing is cracking me up.

"We're all out of You've Got Mail, Colonel Mustard."

I don't know. it's not as funny when I do it.

Wow what a story. It's hard to top that one. I...

2009-12-16T18:07:35.260-08:00

Wow what a story. It's hard to top that one. I hope this Christmas is everything you desire.

Wait? You only referred to customers by character ...

2009-12-16T16:43:23.493-08:00

Wait? You only referred to customers by character names when tripping? I suppose it wouldn't appropriate in your current profession, but it'd be blog-worthy if you did it for one day.

Do it, man!

That's hysterical!!! Mean about the elderly wo...

2009-12-16T15:33:41.258-08:00

That's hysterical!!! Mean about the elderly woman... And did you know that Gremlins is making a comeback among kids? I have several that say it's their favorite movie.

Oh my god, that is too damn funny! Merry Christma...

2009-12-16T15:16:27.392-08:00

Oh my god, that is too damn funny! Merry Christmas to you!

"It was almost as if that little brown bastar...

2009-12-16T14:39:50.733-08:00

"It was almost as if that little brown bastard could see directly into my soul."

I almost just threw up.

Oh my goodness I just about died laughing... but I...

2009-12-16T14:17:28.622-08:00

Oh my goodness I just about died laughing... but I'm sorry you had such a horrible Christmas.

"I felt that the color black had a distinct taste, a theory I tested by licking the back of every Playstation game that was returned."

Is this what mushrooms makes you do? this makes me think I have a friend that is constantly on them...

I think drugged up or not, Gremlins was an excellent choice for an 8 year old... Oh, and what's wrong with speaking in an Irish accent? I try that just about everytime I go out.. but then again, I still am in my "living semi-blitzed" stage I suppose.