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(1) I want to be your best friend when you were in...

2009-09-16T11:53:33.758-07:00

(1) I want to be your best friend when you were in college

(2) My parents would let me eat peanut butter & jelly in a bowl for breakfast at least once a week. Should my later forays into stonedness have come as any surprise?

I think I might be sick.

2009-09-11T12:44:12.618-07:00

I think I might be sick.

Is it bad if sometimes I go on This Is Why You'...

2009-09-10T15:00:44.195-07:00

Is it bad if sometimes I go on This Is Why You're Fat and think everything's really delicious? Only if I'm really hungry. Or sort of hungry. Okay, or even not hungry at all.

The Freshman 15- this is the first thing I'm h...

2009-09-10T10:56:49.209-07:00

The Freshman 15- this is the first thing I'm happy to miss out on, seeing as how I'm in college now in my late twenties. ;)

Herbally Inspired Yummies:

The Thanksgiving Leftover Sammich

Leftover turkey (dark meat!)

Cornbread Dressing, smashed into patties and fried in butter till golden brown

Gravy (use as a mayo substitute)

Cranberry Jello Mold (i put it in the middle where it doesn't touch the gravy, cause i'm a girl like that)

Serve on buttered grilled texas toast.

Yum! I've been known to add a layer of green bean casserole, but only if I'm drunk too.

Some of those were really gross! The featured item...

2009-09-10T09:27:17.433-07:00

Some of those were really gross! The featured item at this years State Fair (reason #2 is rocks to live in Dallas) is fried butter. That's right, you heard it. Apparently, when you bite into it, butter oozes out. I hope they have paramedics standing by. Can't wait!

Some of those actually sound good. My primary col...

2009-09-10T08:49:26.257-07:00

Some of those actually sound good. My primary college food was simply a combo of French Vanilla Cappaccinos and sour patch kids.

Okay, I read the list to my husband and the Hambur...

2009-09-10T08:21:00.609-07:00

Okay, I read the list to my husband and the Hamburger Pie (casserole, really) really made him smile.

The off campus Weinersnitzel was a home away from home for him.

Personally I sat in the car instead, for it made my gag reflex go into overdrive.

Incredible post! The s'mores pop tart/PB/baco...

2009-09-09T20:01:26.695-07:00

Incredible post! The s'mores pop tart/PB/bacon one sounds horrifyingly tempting. I vaguely remember one night making something that involved Nutella and Cap'n Crunch and thinking "This is the most delicious thing I've ever created." Sadly, I could never recall the rest of the magical ingredients.

Had I known of the 'menu' you have compris...

2009-09-09T17:14:17.984-07:00

Had I known of the 'menu' you have comprised when I was in college...I could've opened a restaurant.
Great post. Came by way of Fever, can't wait to delve into more of the archives. Good stuff.
You've a new fan.
:-)

Ok. I don't eat ANY of those. So why does MY b...

2009-09-09T16:04:58.190-07:00

Ok. I don't eat ANY of those. So why does MY blog bring up the "Your Ass is Fat" diet???

Porkorito. Mmmmmm.... When I was a kid we made a ...

2009-09-09T12:59:31.689-07:00

Porkorito. Mmmmmm....

When I was a kid we made a "salad" consisting of a can of tamales, a can of chili, shredded cheese, and nacho cheese, all poured over a bed of Fritos.

Also a lettuce leaf. That's what made it salad.

Hi, just wanted to leave you a note because I real...

2009-09-09T11:56:33.141-07:00

Hi, just wanted to leave you a note because I really enjoyed this post, and to say - hello !. You have a great site here - really interesting. Thankyou for sharing it and best wishes... lovely to meet you, as it were....

Given that I haven't partaken in this particul...

2009-09-09T10:13:03.492-07:00

Given that I haven't partaken in this particular herbal supplement, I will only say this:

Kraft singles are in no way related to actual cheese.

That being said, as a kid, I used to eat cheese and crackers topped with squeeze-y cheese in a can cheese (also not related to actual cheese) and a Cheetos Puff Cheeto. For realz.

Oh man. Hamburger pie. Kids, guess what's fo...

2009-09-09T09:59:06.430-07:00

Oh man. Hamburger pie. Kids, guess what's for dinner tomorrow night.

My regular in college was a crunchy taco supreme wrapped inside a chili cheese burrito and doused in Fire sauce. (One of the most underrated condiments in the world, by the way.)

My personal favorite heart attack inducer: a philly cheese steak but with equal parts bacon and steak. Plus mayo. Not quite the creative abomination like you've highlighted here, but man did those things slide straight down my throat directly into my right ventricle.

Still can't figure out why my doc thinks I have a "cholesterol problem."

okay, here's mine. Italian sub (toasted), t...

2009-09-09T09:38:25.097-07:00

okay, here's mine.

Italian sub (toasted), topped with doritos and cheesesteak meat, wrapped in a giant slice of pizza. Washed down with Dr. Pepper mixed with milk.

Here in Philly you don't have to walk more than a block to get any one of those items. Which is good when you can't walk more than a block.