Comments on Genius Pending: Of Good Times and Swollen Bellies

flippie floppies - i love it!

2009-06-21T13:24:46.879-07:00

flippie floppies - i love it!

Every fucking time I hear that story, I get sick. ...

2009-06-19T22:37:31.795-07:00

Every fucking time I hear that story, I get sick. Even after repeated tellings, it just seems to get worse.

This is almost as bad as the restaurant scene in M...

2009-06-19T22:00:17.624-07:00

This is almost as bad as the restaurant scene in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life. Awesome!

THIS IS SO FUCKING GROSS I'M NEVER COMING BACK TO ...

2009-06-19T11:35:24.179-07:00

THIS IS SO FUCKING GROSS I'M NEVER COMING BACK TO YOUR BLOG.

I suddenly had this vision of Stand by Me -- I'm s...

2009-06-18T12:58:57.672-07:00

I suddenly had this vision of Stand by Me -- I'm surprised you or anyone else didn't react to it.

Just reading this has got me gagging! And of cour...

2009-06-16T13:21:29.938-07:00

Just reading this has got me gagging! And of course laughing a little too. Poor bus girl.

There's a chinese food restaurant around the corne...

2009-06-16T11:04:05.035-07:00

There's a chinese food restaurant around the corner from my place called the 'Golden Touch.'...
They have a daily buffet-

I remember going there with my friends and doing the same thing, whereas I barfed all over the sneeze guard at the buffet...

At which point, my friend has reminded me since "All you can Eat is NOT an open challenge..."

... from then on, the Golden Touch was known as the Bad Touch.

All I can say is... DONUTS? WTF!

2009-06-16T08:32:08.481-07:00

All I can say is...

DONUTS? WTF!

Imagine if you were there, witnessing this all, an...

2009-06-16T05:59:52.061-07:00

Imagine if you were there, witnessing this all, and you came back a month later. (obviously trying your best to forget what happened the last time you ate there, because you love their food/prices so much) The hostess seats you at Puking Paul's former table...

I'd have flashbacks like a Nam vet.

How did that not start a chain of vomiting?

2009-06-16T05:20:18.929-07:00

How did that not start a chain of vomiting?

I think a purge like this was in order for you fir...

2009-06-16T05:06:22.558-07:00

I think a purge like this was in order for you first post back after all those chick flicks.

confirmation that wait staff have just about the w...

2009-06-15T20:46:15.412-07:00

confirmation that wait staff have just about the worst jobs going.

I can't decide which two things I want Paul's brot...

2009-06-15T20:34:46.312-07:00

I can't decide which two things I want Paul's brother to be.

That was too funny. I'm trying to imagine what I w...

2009-06-15T20:13:29.751-07:00

That was too funny. I'm trying to imagine what I would have done had I been a diner at the next table. I'm pretty sure, I would have joined the chorus of wretching, which would have likely caused others to similarly expunge in a syncronistic cascade of gut chunks. Nice.

Golden HORSE. Please.

2009-06-15T18:12:46.880-07:00

Golden HORSE. Please.

yummalicious. i was seriously {no joke} going to o...

2009-06-15T16:08:11.356-07:00

yummalicious. i was seriously {no joke} going to order some chinese food tonight, but have decided against it. so thanks jay...

no egg roll for you!

i can not believe you actually said flippie floppies. i smiled.