Comments on Genius Pending: All of These Things Need to Go Away

Hear hear! Except for that Jean Claude Van Damm pa...

2009-11-15T21:06:18.705-08:00

Hear hear! Except for that Jean Claude Van Damm part, that is just wrong.

And 1995 sucked. I threw my worthless Ex out and had to work an extra job. I'd rather blow guys for money under an overpass than work retail during the lead-up to Christmas again. Although if I could have gotten a discount on a zombie nativity set that would have been fucking class.

I have to say, your 30s are SO much better than yo...

2009-11-15T06:22:21.251-08:00

I have to say, your 30s are SO much better than your 20s! You'll LOVE being 30!!

Hi Hi!! As an early birthday present I gave you th...

2009-11-14T21:43:19.815-08:00

Hi Hi!! As an early birthday present I gave you the honest scrap award over at my blog. You totally deserve it. Cheers!

but 1995 WAS awesome!

2009-11-14T07:56:52.090-08:00

but 1995 WAS awesome!

I have to say I'm disappointed that Death Cab ...

2009-11-14T07:32:14.041-08:00

I have to say I'm disappointed that Death Cab for Cutie wrote a song for that piece of shit series of movies.

You know, I remember when "Interview With The Vampire" was all the rage when I was in high school. The girls who read that tripe creeped me out then, and the girls who read "Twilight" creep me out now. When I went to school on Thursday to meet with my advisor, I saw a car in the parking lot with a bumper sticker that read, "I Drive Like A Cullen." It suddenly struck me that even adult women get wet over ... I can't think of the lead character's name because I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

Sometimes I think I'm a 50-year-old woman in a 20-something's body. Complete with hemorrhoids to bridge the gap.

Har.

JCVD is just playing hard to get.

2009-11-13T20:29:18.988-08:00

JCVD is just playing hard to get.

i am guilty of having an affinity towards a couple...

2009-11-13T17:49:25.371-08:00

i am guilty of having an affinity towards a couple of these things.

but i'm not going to tell you which ones.

you know, just to keep the magic alive.

Great. Now I have that stupid Green Day song stuck...

2009-11-13T16:38:09.955-08:00

Great. Now I have that stupid Green Day song stuck in my head. I'm very impressionable.

1995 was pretty awesome. In fact, the 90's we...

2009-11-13T16:36:19.100-08:00

1995 was pretty awesome. In fact, the 90's were pretty awesome.

Oh, and when people don't leave me alone I just kick them in the shins. Hard.

Welcome to your 30's!

New Poon simply sounds more delicious about now......

2009-11-13T15:57:48.164-08:00

New Poon simply sounds more delicious about now...
Just discovered your blog...lurrrve your wits!
Great weekend okie*

i'm anti-new moon, but ooh... new poon? and ...

2009-11-13T13:21:29.953-08:00

i'm anti-new moon, but ooh... new poon?

and 1995 rocked. 3rd grade FTW!

A zombie nativity scene. That's the mental im...

2009-11-13T12:18:00.089-08:00

A zombie nativity scene. That's the mental image of the week, man. Great job.

The three wise corpses alone would be worth the effort.

1995 was awesome.

2009-11-13T12:09:25.896-08:00

1995 was awesome.

You should probably avoid my blog for another 9 da...

2009-11-13T10:59:35.864-08:00

You should probably avoid my blog for another 9 days then. This includes the 6 days we have left until the movie and a good 3 days for me to talk about it after.

Ohh I'm sorry if the dollie creeped ya out. It...

2009-11-13T10:55:04.988-08:00

Ohh I'm sorry if the dollie creeped ya out. It is a lil creepy to me too, I keep it under lock & key so it can't get out. =P

The use of "it is what it is" has got to...

2009-11-13T10:20:15.363-08:00

The use of "it is what it is" has got to be one of my biggest pet peeves ever. You can apply it to anything, because it doesn't have any meaning.

I will hand deliver Malin Akerman (I don't kno...

2009-11-13T09:43:04.762-08:00

I will hand deliver Malin Akerman (I don't know...she's the first person who came to mind. After Eliza Dushku, who's always first.), naked, on a silver platter, if you can make all things Twilight go away.

And I'm so happy to know that I will be 29 for a blessed two more weeks after you're suffering through 30. WIN!

New Poon? Awesome. And hold on to 30, cause you&...

2009-11-13T08:57:11.855-08:00

New Poon? Awesome.

And hold on to 30, cause you'll wake up the next day staring 40 in the face and wondering what the fuck just happened.

Dear Jay, It is what it is. Signed, Jean-Claude...

2009-11-13T07:48:32.278-08:00

Dear Jay,

It is what it is.

Signed,

Jean-Claude Van Damme

Omg yes the twilight stuff really needs to stop. I...

2009-11-13T07:14:58.108-08:00

Omg yes the twilight stuff really needs to stop. It's become a mania now a days. The radio station at my job plays "Time of your life" every single day. =(

Happy early birthday!! 1995 was the awesomest. =)

I might actually watch New Poon before I would eve...

2009-11-13T06:31:09.380-08:00

I might actually watch New Poon before I would even consider watching New Moon.

1995 was awesome.

30 is terrible.

2009-11-13T06:31:01.819-08:00

30 is terrible.

i was going to surprise you with having jean-claud...

2009-11-13T06:06:55.478-08:00

i was going to surprise you with having jean-claude show up at your bday party to make balloon animals, but i guess i'll just tell him not to bother.