Comments on Genius Pending: Hulk Smash! [Pending Restraining Order]

sounds like he needs to read "Boundaries in Marria...

2009-08-05T10:29:24.357-07:00

sounds like he needs to read "Boundaries in Marriage"

Kingdom of Heaven is why I couldn't stand Eva Gree...

2009-07-14T13:34:29.938-07:00

Kingdom of Heaven is why I couldn't stand Eva Green in Casino Royale. That was one of the worst movies ever made.

On the Hulk note, it could also be an analogy for PMS -- crazy mood swings that make women want to break and beat the shit out of things. It's a good outlet since we dont' actually DO those things...right?

The Hulk is awesome. I doubt that any of you Judgi...

2009-07-10T11:51:18.581-07:00

The Hulk is awesome. I doubt that any of you Judging Jerrys would have an easy time staying cool calm and collected after a bomb exploded in your face and turned you into a monster while your girlfriend's dad has the entire military hunting you down. You couldn't find a joint big enough to keep you chill.

I suppose you think Lou Ferrigno should be some unemployed meathead instead of the cultural icon that he is today? Is that what you wish upon him?

On another note, there is no fucking way MY childr...

2009-07-08T15:51:14.521-07:00

On another note, there is no fucking way MY children will be watching the military channel. Ever.

The Hulk was on hormones. Hormones fuck everyone u...

2009-07-08T15:48:25.838-07:00

The Hulk was on hormones. Hormones fuck everyone up. I speak from experience. You should know.

I can't wait for superheroes to get national holid...

2009-07-08T12:36:05.760-07:00

I can't wait for superheroes to get national holidays. It's so happening in a few centuries.

I'm just glad to know someone else thinks Columbus...

2009-07-08T10:45:28.656-07:00

I'm just glad to know someone else thinks Columbus was an asshole.

Huh. I had never thought about it, probably becaus...

2009-07-08T08:49:26.772-07:00

Huh. I had never thought about it, probably because I wasn't so much into the Hulk as I was into the Six Million Dollar Man.... But I think you may be right here. He does seem to have anger management issues. He'd fit in on my Crime Time Tuesday shows.

You know what? You're right. There was something...

2009-07-08T08:26:14.595-07:00

You know what? You're right. There was something inherently selfish about Bill Bixby's tear. Like, Boo Hoo you smashed a bunch a shit and scared people to death. I'm supposed to feel sorry for you now? My girlfriend just bought my daughter that game Operation Hulk Addition. I'm not kidding. He's like The Hulk but all "cutified" for kids. I made that word up. My daughter is pretty freaked out by the whole thing. When you mess up during the "operation" The Hulk grunts and growls menacingly. It's pretty fucking terrifying.

I concur. With all of it.

2009-07-08T07:34:10.544-07:00

I concur.

With all of it.

The only thing good to ever come out of the Hulk w...

2009-07-08T04:48:00.772-07:00

The only thing good to ever come out of the Hulk was the roller coaster.