Comments on Genius Pending: A Dash of Hodgepodgery

Are you really gonna clean up that sidebar? Yippe...

2009-07-04T10:03:38.231-07:00

Are you really gonna clean up that sidebar? Yippee! Looks like a few of your regulars weren't paying too much attention to it anyway. Good luck with that.
Three other things:
1: I am SO going to pack a Jagermeister wife beater with pillows and pose as a pregnant woman riding the bus
2: Gwen is a foul mouthed and poetic little whore and you should let her guest post
3: I would offer to guest post, but suck a LOT

Don't change a thing. One thing: include more post...

2009-07-03T19:41:43.555-07:00

Don't change a thing. One thing: include more posts about your misadventures on public transportation.

The reason I like this blog is because you crack o...

2009-07-03T12:23:58.935-07:00

The reason I like this blog is because you crack on the homeless, the toothless public transportati, and assorted phlem riddled octogenerians, not to mention, YOURSELF with equal gusto.

As my man Jim Rome says, you have a take and it does not suck. You must absolutely not change a goddamned thing about this blog, unless your critic has big juggs, in which case her opinion is dead on.

You must have some marbles for throwing your blog ...

2009-07-03T12:07:06.683-07:00

You must have some marbles for throwing your blog out there for review.

And I think you need to go with a combination of "a" and "b." Agree to the bet, but you'd better sign up for some competition to help make sure you win the bet.

On the well defined goal front, I'd opt for option...

2009-07-03T08:53:33.252-07:00

On the well defined goal front, I'd opt for option b. Humiliation is a great motivator. I thought it applied more when I was 13, but apparently it still does.

Or option c.) agere to an overly-elaborate bet that rewards you for your achievement and makes you write chick-flick reviews again for your failures? (please)

You mean you won't guest blog for me!? Fine, I d...

2009-07-03T06:30:46.434-07:00

You mean you won't guest blog for me!?

Fine, I didn't want you to anyways.*

*I'm totally lying.

I agree with your first commenter. Mutual consent...

2009-07-03T06:19:59.134-07:00

I agree with your first commenter. Mutual consent is over-rated.

To answer your questions:

1. Yes
2. If you ask my mom, she would say I'm really fucking awesome. She might not say the "fucking" part, but it would be implied.
3. Sure.

If by some slim chance you do ask me to guest post on your blog, I must warn you that I curse a whole goddamn lot, I tend to talk about fucking and masturbation, and also my own mental health issues (i.e. I'm crazy).

1. I photograph and write (minimally recently). 2....

2009-07-02T22:48:31.610-07:00

1. I photograph and write (minimally recently).
2. I like to think some of it is okay.
3. Whatev.

YOU'RE BACK!!!!!! ((sigh))

2009-07-02T16:30:26.913-07:00

YOU'RE BACK!!!!!!

((sigh))

Overall it wasn't a bad review. I'd be happy to k...

2009-07-02T13:23:35.170-07:00

Overall it wasn't a bad review. I'd be happy to kick your sidebar in the balls for you, but I'm kind of with Christian. I just ignore it.

For your health kick, please choose option B. I think the womanly makeover went really well. I'm sure we could come up with something lovely as motivation to get your ass in gear.

1. YES!
2. No...
3. You're a bitch.

Those ask and yea shall receive guys are arseholes...

2009-07-02T12:12:38.368-07:00

Those ask and yea shall receive guys are arseholes anyhow. Or at least they were when they trashed my blog a couple of years ago.

Mutual consent is overrated. I read your semi-thr...

2009-07-02T11:27:21.360-07:00

Mutual consent is overrated.

I read your semi-thrashing and it is completely subjective. I don't mind your busy sidebar, I don't just read it.