Comments on Genius Pending: Tuxedo Justice

I love that you inserted the infamous Jack Donaghy...

2011-11-20T01:40:50.853-08:00

I love that you inserted the infamous Jack Donaghy tuxedo line.

Furthermore, I love that you ended up having to literally kick Reuben off the train while in full formal attire... You're just keeping your superhero persona under wraps, Bruce Wayne style.

You live in Portland? Weird so do I. Assuming you ...

2011-11-18T16:01:13.639-08:00

You live in Portland? Weird so do I. Assuming you are talking about the one in Oregon. Because really there is no other one. The rest are just lame. Unless of course you are from one of the others. In which case those are great too*.

*Not really.

I think you need to continue with the tuxedo-weari...

2011-11-15T23:18:16.702-08:00

I think you need to continue with the tuxedo-wearing, ass-kicking persona, Jay. Hollywood is bound to come a-knockin'.

This was an awesome post. You are seriously Chuck ...

2011-11-15T13:55:51.124-08:00

This was an awesome post. You are seriously Chuck Norris in a tux. I bet those kids talk about you for weeks.

Holy shit that WAS fucking awesome. Takes a lot t...

2011-11-15T13:42:20.000-08:00

Holy shit that WAS fucking awesome. Takes a lot to make me LOL, as all the kids are saying these day, and I did: "Oh my God! That's not what I meant!"

No worries. Rueben's black and blue today, but he's got no idea why.

Pearl

"Reuben, get the FUCK off the train." I...

2011-11-15T13:30:02.534-08:00

"Reuben, get the FUCK off the train."

I LOVE IT!

My only criticism...What the fuck took you so long? I would have done that after the second or third door closing on him.

I thought this story was going to end up in some t...

2011-11-15T11:32:42.458-08:00

I thought this story was going to end up in some tragic accident involving Reuben and the train. Phew!

It's amazing what a snazzy, albeit uncomfortable, pair of shoes can do for your ego and ass-kicking abilities.
But then again, it can't really be considered an "ass-kicking," right? He was, after all, drunk as shit;)

I'm seeing a blog series here... Tuxedo Ma To...

2011-11-15T10:54:53.729-08:00

I'm seeing a blog series here...

Tuxedo Ma To The Rescue

I think you should test out how people's react...

2011-11-15T10:48:08.800-08:00

I think you should test out how people's reactions to your actions change if you are wearing a tuxedo. I bet you could get away with a lot more.