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Nice info friend.....:D

2011-03-25T20:20:40.317-07:00

Nice info friend.....:D

I was just about peeing myself laughing at this be...

2011-02-19T05:23:53.340-08:00

I was just about peeing myself laughing at this because, first of you were checking comic books out of the library (I don't judge since I"m a comic geek, too, however I still laugh), but mostly at the awkward situation. That was fucking hilarious!

Why are librarians such giant snatches? I would lo...

2011-02-04T16:52:08.636-08:00

Why are librarians such giant snatches? I would love to work at a library but not if it means working with a bunch of grumpy old prudes.
PS your story reminds me of that seinfeld episode where George reads a book in the bookstore bathroom and they make him buy it since its tainted.

This is disturbing yet super funny! Bwhahahahahah...

2011-02-03T12:42:35.886-08:00

This is disturbing yet super funny! Bwhahahahahaha!

Haha! Yeah, you totally asked for that one. I love...

2011-02-01T15:59:42.920-08:00

Haha! Yeah, you totally asked for that one.
I love libraries because I love being surrounded by that many books, but I hate it when they don't have the book I want, like right now.

They still make Wonder Woman comics? I know they m...

2011-02-01T12:43:04.143-08:00

They still make Wonder Woman comics? I know they make Wonder Woman porn, I mean, I HEARD they make Wonder woman porn so I wasn't sure.

You should have offered that lady a "what for." I don't know what that means but seems like something old people would understand.

HAhahaha! This SERIOUSLY happened it real life? Yo...

2011-01-31T12:07:47.214-08:00

HAhahaha! This SERIOUSLY happened it real life? You're such a little pain in the ass...you totally played into everything :)

Wow... that last line is the funniest coupe de gra...

2011-01-30T19:18:45.818-08:00

Wow... that last line is the funniest coupe de grace I've read in quite a while my friend. Thank you for that :-) By the way, get the newest, gray Kindle - ladies love it and no aging librarians will screw with ya.

If beating off in a library bathroom is wrong, the...

2011-01-29T12:30:32.670-08:00

If beating off in a library bathroom is wrong, then why did I get a library card?

I think it is for reasons like this that I have a ...

2011-01-29T04:12:45.710-08:00

I think it is for reasons like this that I have a massive complex about having everybody know when I'm going to the bathroom.
That and I hate the thought of other people knowing I'm going somewhere specifically to pee...

Dude, we have the same life. I would say it's ...

2011-01-28T17:26:39.005-08:00

Dude, we have the same life. I would say it's like we were in alternate universes like the mirror verse or bizarro, but that would indicate we weren't really the same at all. Oh wait! I was going for parallel universes that's it. Clearly, we can't be identical unless we were long lost twins separated at birth never have being told of each other (doubtful).

So, the same with slight changes then. Parallel universe it is. Yeah, that's it.

-UD

You are flippin' funny. I follow!

2011-01-28T16:38:25.612-08:00

You are flippin' funny. I follow!

See, if you get the Kindle you wouldn't have t...

2011-01-28T15:30:47.272-08:00

See, if you get the Kindle you wouldn't have to deal with this kind of crap. But, then again it makes for such good blog material.

You did NOT say "Where is your bathroom AT,...

2011-01-28T06:17:39.332-08:00

You did NOT say "Where is your bathroom *AT*," did you? DID YOU?

UNFRIENDED.

I've always wanted to be a librarian. I don...

2011-01-28T05:52:17.768-08:00

I've always wanted to be a librarian. I don't know why this makes me really want to be one now.

Last week I was checking out a book from the local...

2011-01-28T04:59:15.398-08:00

Last week I was checking out a book from the local library and noticed the elderly librarian lady's cardigan was on inside out. I mentioned this as discretely as possible whereupon she thanked me, then, in a voice that rattled the windows, added, "... and your pubes have migrated to your face!"
I'm guessing she was having a bad day ...

Comments on Genius Pending: I'm Buying a Kindle

Nice info friend.....:D

I was just about peeing myself laughing at this be...

Why are librarians such giant snatches? I would lo...

This is disturbing yet super funny! Bwhahahahahah...

Haha! Yeah, you totally asked for that one. I love...

They still make Wonder Woman comics? I know they m...

HAhahaha! This SERIOUSLY happened it real life? Yo...

Wow... that last line is the funniest coupe de gra...

If beating off in a library bathroom is wrong, the...

I think it is for reasons like this that I have a ...

Dude, we have the same life. I would say it's ...

You are flippin' funny. I follow!

See, if you get the Kindle you wouldn't have t...

You did NOT say "Where is your bathroom *AT*,...

I've always wanted to be a librarian. I don...

Last week I was checking out a book from the local...

You did NOT say "Where is your bathroom AT,...