Comments on Genius Pending: It's the End of the World... as I Know It

Ive heard that 2012 is ridiculous... but apocolypt...

2009-12-16T11:19:33.307-08:00

Ive heard that 2012 is ridiculous... but apocolypto.. I really enjoyed that one.

Not really about the end but about Mayans and sacrifices and how cortez took them over (which isnt factual- since he actually took over the aztecs, not mayans but kind of interesting).

Ive studied NA's in depth- its funny... for being so primitive they actually had amazing insight.

Zombiepocalypse, man. My husband and I will SO sur...

2009-12-15T20:48:48.173-08:00

Zombiepocalypse, man. My husband and I will SO survive. Maybe we'll visit your island sometime.

Haven't you seen the warnings before movies about ...

2009-12-15T13:25:47.009-08:00

Haven't you seen the warnings before movies about piracy? Clearly, if you keep watching what prepubescent Swedes illegally download, you will be consumed by a zombie Tiger Woods on his blue tooth.

Hmmm. Porn by proxy...

2009-12-15T10:36:38.471-08:00

Hmmm. Porn by proxy...

Tiger would get SO much tail if he started acting....

2009-12-15T06:43:23.491-08:00

Tiger would get SO much tail if he started acting.

No different than right now, I guess.

I'm not bitter.

Hmmm...I already know all the words to It's The En...

2009-12-15T06:31:38.640-08:00

Hmmm...I already know all the words to It's The End of the World by REM. I'm guessing I'll probably be taken out in that scenario.

I'm not happy about thoughts of your son's seed, frankly. Thanks for that.

And please, NO MORE TWILIGHT. The only thing I'm more sick of hearing about than Tiger Woods.

Tiger turns actor.... GAW! Shoot me before the zom...

2009-12-15T03:19:10.558-08:00

Tiger turns actor.... GAW! Shoot me before the zombies come!

All seem highly probable, which probably means all...

2009-12-14T21:24:42.394-08:00

All seem highly probable, which probably means all will happen at once. Or none.

I'm not sure any writer in Hollywood could have co...

2009-12-14T16:34:12.114-08:00

I'm not sure any writer in Hollywood could have come up with more creative ways of offing the human race. I would hold meetings to gather moviegoers and bus them to see any of those flicks à la "The Passion."

What would Tiger Woods role be in Twilight? Yet an...

2009-12-14T15:37:34.258-08:00

What would Tiger Woods role be in Twilight? Yet another loser attempting to seduce Bella? I can see it.

I'm clapping to this post. Right on!!

2009-12-14T14:45:31.072-08:00

I'm clapping to this post. Right on!!

I don't even know what to say. I'm laughing that h...

2009-12-14T14:29:04.480-08:00

I don't even know what to say. I'm laughing that hard because you put Twilight and Tiger Woods together. No. No. No. They would never have him, at least not as a vampire. He's a slutty man who doesn't sparkle. It'd never work.