Comments on Genius Pending: Some Things Are Worse Than Mouth Pain

How long ago was this again? Just wondering becau...

2010-04-08T15:20:56.113-07:00

How long ago was this again? Just wondering because you know it takes Hep C quite a while to become symptomatic. This guy sounds like a cross-contamination nightmare.

That's it. No more swigging while reading your...

2010-04-01T14:19:59.414-07:00

That's it. No more swigging while reading your blog. My monitor is, again, trashed.

HA!!

I guess Dr. M abides by the 6-second rule?

Unfortunately, I relate all too well to the hatred of all things dental. I wrote a little about this here: http://www.wavian.com/blog/lessons-on-teeth.html but it's nowhere near as good as your story.

How did I survive before finding your blog? Subscribing!!

Urp! So. Gross. I'm going to be sick. LOL! I...

2010-03-11T22:00:08.071-08:00

Urp! So. Gross. I'm going to be sick. LOL! I was going to schedule an appt with the dentist. Now I think I will just live with the pain instead. Blehhhh!

Man, I am SO sorry I stopped by here on my lunch b...

2010-03-11T11:20:39.228-08:00

Man, I am SO sorry I stopped by here on my lunch break today. GAH!

I watched an episode of House in which the main si...

2010-03-11T11:01:49.895-08:00

I watched an episode of House in which the main sick dude had a case of bacterial vaginosis IN HIS MOUTH. His breath was less than minty fresh and every 10 minutes or so, he would spit up a mouthful of vaginal discharge.

I thought of you.

Gag. Gag. Gag. icky wrinkly chin face

2010-03-10T18:10:41.947-08:00

Gag. Gag. Gag. *icky wrinkly chin face*

The thought of bare, hairy-knuckled hands being ra...

2010-03-10T04:13:27.604-08:00

The thought of bare, hairy-knuckled hands being rammed in my mouth makes me feel really ill. And another reason to add to the list of why I won't go to the dentist.

*scribble*

100 reasons! Woo!

Dentistry is a racket. At least he didn't ask...

2010-03-09T17:27:34.408-08:00

Dentistry is a racket.

At least he didn't ask you to remove your pants during the examination.

They usually charge extra for that anyway.

Oh my god! I just puked a little in my mouth readi...

2010-03-09T14:12:59.732-08:00

Oh my god! I just puked a little in my mouth reading that....ew

FYI, if your ever in a pickle and your gentle lady...

2010-03-09T12:31:37.826-08:00

FYI, if your ever in a pickle and your gentle lady dentist is unavailable, I highly recommend an Asian male. I love mine. He's also easy on the eyes with the most porcelain looking skin.

A relative of mine works for a dentist, who is arg...

2010-03-09T11:09:05.511-08:00

A relative of mine works for a dentist, who is arguably the worst dentist ever. I didn't find that out until it was too late and my new dentist, (who is fantastic) referred to the old dentist's work as "Special" ... Being told that you have "special" dental work is not as amusing as you might imagine. Fortunately the new dentist knows how to fix "special" dentistry.

On the upside, at least you gave that dentist the payment that was genuinely due.

I think I would have started crying over the booge...

2010-03-09T10:01:25.976-08:00

I think I would have started crying over the booger. Sobbing like a little child.

Just got back from the dentist. Mine's a guy. ...

2010-03-09T09:53:25.281-08:00

Just got back from the dentist. Mine's a guy. I winced a little bit because I got a chill, and he just went ahead and dosed me up with some more novacaine.
I'm still drooling down the side of my face and talking like Dick Clark, but I feel no pain, dood.
Also, look at you getting all slim over there ----->. You're doing really well!

Ummm ewwww. You should have sent more than just a ...

2010-03-09T08:07:22.086-08:00

Ummm ewwww. You should have sent more than just a pair of gloves. And in slightly related news, thanks to you- I will probably have the "dentist" song from little shop of horrors in my head for the rest of eternity.

My stepdad finally found a dentist he was comforta...

2010-03-09T07:51:03.561-08:00

My stepdad finally found a dentist he was comfortable with after growing up with the dentist from hell. Apparently the guy never used anesthetic, and got off on inflicting pain on kids. He was later arrested.

Unfortunately, the good dentist was struck and killed by lightning on a Florida beach.

Remember that when you bite down on that next Jolly Rancher. A mighty redwood might fall on your dentist ... or something.

Does your dentist work out of a van down by the ri...

2010-03-09T06:31:05.965-08:00

Does your dentist work out of a van down by the river?

Really? Did you really do that? That's just ...

2010-03-09T05:56:45.005-08:00

Really? Did you really do that? That's just awesome.

I guess it's safe to say the rock biter didn&#...

2010-03-09T05:53:59.018-08:00

I guess it's safe to say the rock biter didn't have big, good, strong hands after all.

On a related note, have the genital warts on your ...

2010-03-09T04:50:00.885-08:00

On a related note, have the genital warts on your tongue gone away yet?