Comments on Genius Pending: I May Have More OCD Friends Than I Realized

I like this. I especially like the last point!

2010-03-07T02:27:49.083-08:00

I like this. I especially like the last point!

I commend you for the toilet seat. I just got into...

2010-03-06T12:07:54.711-08:00

I commend you for the toilet seat. I just got into a discussion about that very subject with 3 of my guy friends a few weeks ago and it turned into quite the debate. Who knew everyone has such an opinion over so small a thing. (well, apparently it's not such a small thing if I'm commending you for not leaving it up lol)

Why do you hate me so much. Jesus.

2010-03-05T16:21:36.310-08:00

Why do you hate me so much. Jesus.

you never leave the toilet seat up? It's guys...

2010-03-04T15:08:11.837-08:00

you never leave the toilet seat up?

It's guys like you who give guys like me a bad name.

I would comment, but I had to take a Valium and ha...

2010-03-04T12:50:01.351-08:00

I would comment, but I had to take a Valium and have a lie-down after your last post :::waves "Hi" weakly from OCDville:::

You could also publish this as a guide for how not...

2010-03-04T07:59:04.740-08:00

You could also publish this as a guide for how not to be a royal douche.

I am so glad you don't TyPE like THiS I am wil...

2010-03-03T19:59:54.830-08:00

I am so glad you don't TyPE like THiS I am wiling to forgive all the rest.

Don't think that being the the guy who knows h...

2010-03-03T19:50:44.878-08:00

Don't think that being the the guy who knows how the self-checkout works cancels out your 15+ items dickheadery. Sorry. Still a dick(evil glare).

Dude, you think you could teach my husband correct...

2010-03-03T19:47:00.634-08:00

Dude, you think you could teach my husband correct toothpaste etiquette?

I have to clean the opening every freakin' day...

It almost sounds like some of these were directed ...

2010-03-03T17:57:31.486-08:00

It almost sounds like some of these were directed at me.

And I'm not the guy who cares in the least.

Can we get a ban on "cell-yell" please? ...

2010-03-03T15:24:00.016-08:00

Can we get a ban on "cell-yell" please? I'm prepared to contact my congressman if it would help.

Also, anyone who "shakes hands like a 4-year-old girl deserves to be slapped (even if they are indead a 4-year-old girl)

seriously, how do you leave hair in soap? who does...

2010-03-03T14:51:43.156-08:00

seriously, how do you leave hair in soap? who does that? i don't get it..

If this was facebook, and there was a "LIKE&q...

2010-03-03T14:11:40.085-08:00

If this was facebook, and there was a "LIKE" button... I would click it.

Im way OCD- are we friends?

2010-03-03T13:19:12.491-08:00

Im way OCD- are we friends?

Great. Not only am I guilty of all of the offensiv...

2010-03-03T12:27:52.410-08:00

Great. Not only am I guilty of all of the offensives on your previous blog, but I also am guilty of most of these as well. I'm surprised i have any friends.

While I don't necessarily think cell phones th...

2010-03-03T12:02:43.882-08:00

While I don't necessarily think cell phones themselves are a bad invention, I think most people who own one have become exponentially ruder, and most people own one.

And thanks for not leaving hair on the soap, but did you remember to clean the sink after you were done trimming, Sasquatch?

slow clap

2010-03-03T12:00:06.403-08:00

*slow clap*

I think all guys (and humans, for that matter) sho...

2010-03-03T11:56:59.725-08:00

I think all guys (and humans, for that matter) should not be the guy who wears electronic devices clipped to his belt.

Lightsabers aren't considered electronic.

Right?

I'm not the guy who forces other people to ...

2010-03-03T11:56:36.448-08:00
I'm not the guy who forces other people to use coasters.

I resent that statement, jackass.

Guys with weak handshakes creep me out. I'm ...

2010-03-03T11:49:06.828-08:00
Guys with weak handshakes creep me out.

I'm so glad you mentioned people who take up two parking spaces. I have quite a few men in my building who do this. I want to stab them.

I like this list better because it makes me less s...

2010-03-03T11:47:25.868-08:00
I like this list better because it makes me less stabby.

I use 'literally' as much as possible. "I LITERALLY had to bleach my eyes out when the woman's boobs were LITERALLY flying out of her shirt and LITERALLY hit me in the head and knocked me unconcious. LITERALLY."

I'm not sure what it says about me as a person that THAT was the first example sentence I came up with.

I'm the girl who doesn't wipe your gleek o...

2010-03-03T11:38:56.314-08:00
I'm the girl who doesn't wipe your gleek off my face because I don't want to hurt your feelings.

The handshake thing is important. I never trust a guy who can't shake my hand properly.

Could you be the guy who puts his kids on a leash?...

2010-03-03T11:33:42.776-08:00
Could you be the guy who puts his kids on a leash?

I kid, I kid. I'm sure your kids really ARE the adorable ones who never run screaming around the grocery store.