Comments on Genius Pending: Christmas in the Northwest

Dude promised he was going to keep that shit about...

2010-01-05T23:31:18.939-08:00

Dude promised he was going to keep that shit about the Santa suit between me and him...SO uncool.

I wonder if any girl ever asked him to make it sno...

2010-01-05T08:23:00.560-08:00

I wonder if any girl ever asked him to make it snow for Christmas? Eww.

Too true I must admit. Never had a thing for Billy...

2010-01-01T13:56:07.095-08:00

Too true I must admit.
Never had a thing for Billy Bob Thornton until I saw him in Bad Santa wearing that suit.
The "FuckmeSantaFuckmeSantaFuckmeSanta" scene has me wanting desperately to reenact it at some point in time...
;-)

No No No. That's one of the creepiest things I thi...

2009-12-29T09:55:29.777-08:00

No No No. That's one of the creepiest things I think I've ever heard. *shudder*

I can totally see this working. Not on me though. ...

2009-12-23T19:28:04.383-08:00

I can totally see this working. Not on me though. I'm not a candy girl. If he had a Coke and some cheese dip, it'd be a different story.

I think the constant drizzle up there affects brai...

2009-12-23T11:02:13.218-08:00

I think the constant drizzle up there affects brain waves. I grew up in Oregon (second time I've written this today! weird.) and this story doesn't surprise me at all.

It does surprise me that he was wearing pants with his Santa jacket.

It was seriously like I had been bukkaked with the...

2009-12-22T17:14:45.088-08:00

It was seriously like I had been bukkaked with the Christmas spirit

The mental image has just blown my mind on several different levels.

If I saw a man in a santa suit in a bar asking me ...

2009-12-22T13:53:10.949-08:00

If I saw a man in a santa suit in a bar asking me to sit on his lap, I would run far far away...

God Damn I wish it was possible for me to ride the...

2009-12-22T12:02:25.639-08:00

God Damn I wish it was possible for me to ride the bus to work.

Thankfully he didn't show you his sack of toys.

2009-12-22T11:35:01.635-08:00

Thankfully he didn't show you his sack of toys.

"I had been bukkaked with the Christmas spirit" W...

2009-12-22T10:58:37.160-08:00

"I had been bukkaked with the Christmas spirit"

Well, that beats getting it up the ass from Christmas spirit, doesn't it? I know which one I'd rather have.

I don't know, I wouldn't mind having a white beard...

2009-12-22T10:53:15.148-08:00

I don't know, I wouldn't mind having a white beard to tug on every now and then.

According to the manual, Biker's getting pussy bec...

2009-12-22T10:44:46.968-08:00

According to the manual, Biker's getting pussy because he's accomplishing two pussy-getting things with that Santa suit. One, is he's alpha-male-ing/standing out by wearing it, and two, he associating his own ass with pre-established notions of trust and comfort.

Say what you will, ladies, about not wanting to lay with Santa's fat ass but you DO consistently go for the traits mentioned above.

Now where's my Batman suit...

I don't find Santas sexy in any way. Let alone one...

2009-12-22T09:41:34.877-08:00

I don't find Santas sexy in any way. Let alone one who eats, sleeps and shits in his suit.

You better give that man a high five. I have no...

2009-12-22T09:24:50.854-08:00

You better give that man a high five.

I have no interest in screwing Santa, though. He rarely got me what I wanted.

Santa....sexy? Not so much.

2009-12-22T07:17:45.297-08:00

Santa....sexy? Not so much.

Heading to costume store now... BRILLIANT!

2009-12-22T04:48:47.195-08:00

Heading to costume store now...

BRILLIANT!

I knew Santa was an a-hole. Too good to be true, a...

2009-12-22T03:32:58.598-08:00

I knew Santa was an a-hole. Too good to be true, and all that.

Christmas bukkaked. I don't feel well now.

2009-12-21T23:49:31.557-08:00

Christmas bukkaked. I don't feel well now.

He's full of shit. Unless of course he had the bod...

2009-12-21T19:09:16.805-08:00

He's full of shit. Unless of course he had the body of a stripper under the suit...then all bets are off.

"I thought I smelled beer." "What?" I love that!...

2009-12-21T18:34:19.005-08:00

"I thought I smelled beer."

"What?"

I love that!

I've never had a thing for Santa, but man, do Prie...

2009-12-21T18:03:52.642-08:00

I've never had a thing for Santa, but man, do Priests turn me on!

More than this proving the attractiveness of a San...

2009-12-21T16:10:18.664-08:00

More than this proving the attractiveness of a Santa costume, I believe this shows that I need to move to Seattle because the women there are insanely loose.

A few years ago, during the holidays, my girlfrien...

2009-12-21T14:20:43.621-08:00

A few years ago, during the holidays, my girlfriends and I went to the male strip club in Ballard for some contraband liquor and many laughs. One of the "dancers" came out, Christmas music blaring, in his full santa suit. He proceeded to strip down to nothing but his black leather boots and santa hat, and put his north pole on full display.

You totally went out and bought a Santa suit after...

2009-12-21T14:06:54.619-08:00

You totally went out and bought a Santa suit after this, don't lie.