tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1519329897182889145.post7082738581140251891..comments2010-01-21T18:15:07.088-08:00Jay Ferrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08361912685495566176jay.ferris@gmail.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1519329897182889145.post-42002818364959505302010-01-21T18:15:07.088-08:002010-01-21T18:15:07.088-08:00Btw thanks for the heads up on the hidden cameras ;)Insane Jaynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05614642652687920391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1519329897182889145.post-76616627816758534632010-01-21T18:13:00.799-08:002010-01-21T18:13:00.799-08:00Haha no, are you serious? <br />Yes the thought had crossed my mind.. However the bitch(who fuelled the post) actually came out and said it to my face- well, moreso on my blog, but same difference.<br />Im not one to take things lying down..some things yes, but not this one.Insane Jaynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05614642652687920391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1519329897182889145.post-75724702892922663812010-01-21T16:36:06.036-08:002010-01-21T16:36:06.036-08:00Oh, dear lord, this is funny.<br /><br />:-D AnnaAnna Leflerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06968276973881720329noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1519329897182889145.post-59729327152465119712010-01-21T10:48:38.263-08:002010-01-21T10:48:38.263-08:00Why do you hate me?shinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15176347190116257072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1519329897182889145.post-21578141414109406062010-01-21T06:24:16.708-08:002010-01-21T06:24:16.708-08:00There once was this dude named Jay<br />Whose blog I checked out every day<br />I thought I had known &#39;em<br />Then he posted a poem<br />Now I think he might be really good at this kind of stuff.Ryanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11434671217113609416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1519329897182889145.post-41101070779090933092010-01-20T21:49:40.649-08:002010-01-20T21:49:40.649-08:00That first one brings to mind visions of &#39;office space&#39; and the demise of the printer lolAmandahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09528801797757394458noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1519329897182889145.post-1453903208904420222010-01-20T20:30:54.826-08:002010-01-20T20:30:54.826-08:00Brilliance.<br /><br />You&#39;re like the unholy love child of Philip Larkin and Dave Barry. <br /><br />I am envious.Fat Sparrowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13281847009588579898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1519329897182889145.post-78585472471414732912010-01-20T20:17:30.162-08:002010-01-20T20:17:30.162-08:00Oh dear sweet baby jesus...the first two verses of the second poem made me cry with laughter. Shakespeare?Candicehttp://www.thatstangly.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1519329897182889145.post-7271673501369068312010-01-20T18:34:19.401-08:002010-01-20T18:34:19.401-08:00Is it just me, or did some of those sentences rhyme?Ed Adamshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11425014053974689270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1519329897182889145.post-52876562431026254452010-01-20T13:29:21.271-08:002010-01-20T13:29:21.271-08:00Bravo Jay! Such a tangible piece, I could almost smell the vomit and feces. (I think it was my dog. He has a guilty look about him.) The genre of office poetry has a new poet laureate! Maya Angelou has nothing on you, dude. Great post!Tgoettehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06850303812765307075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1519329897182889145.post-59293360363639584172010-01-20T13:10:37.084-08:002010-01-20T13:10:37.084-08:00You know, I on a whole hate poetry.<br />But that last one?<br />That&#39;s a keeper.<br /><br />Disgusting, yes. But wonderful in a sick way.<br />:-)f8hasithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09195691823384775191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1519329897182889145.post-69544368859478114122010-01-20T11:02:19.519-08:002010-01-20T11:02:19.519-08:00But can you do a haiku?Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15571353446007775199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1519329897182889145.post-21491399197687447932010-01-20T09:57:45.862-08:002010-01-20T09:57:45.862-08:00I Have no idea who you are &amp; I have no idea how I came across your blog... But you got me good!.. I couldnt resist pushing that follow buttonInsane Jaynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05614642652687920391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1519329897182889145.post-64891050061272007292010-01-20T07:00:44.746-08:002010-01-20T07:00:44.746-08:00Awesome Jay!! I share the same sentiment with you about the fax machine, and pretty much all the other machines I have to use at work (save the computer.) But free sushi? Man, I coulda told you that wouldn&#39;t end well... Love the poetry!carissajadedhttp://www.carissajaded.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1519329897182889145.post-21362201916981807262010-01-20T06:45:19.885-08:002010-01-20T06:45:19.885-08:00If Robert Frost were alive today you could tell him to &#39;suck it.&#39;<br /><br />Now it just sounds like you&#39;re a necrophiliac.Moooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1519329897182889145.post-89533691521045515702010-01-20T06:22:51.917-08:002010-01-20T06:22:51.917-08:00I had no idea you were such an artiste! <br /><br />ps - did that staff meeting one really happen? ewww.Shannonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00936031675267577599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1519329897182889145.post-15343115849813754392010-01-20T05:52:27.941-08:002010-01-20T05:52:27.941-08:00That was brilliantly disgusting. If it wasn&#39;t the first, than it was surely the best poem regarding uncontrollable bowel movements ever.Jen O.http://www.blogger.com/profile/02636156633045923469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1519329897182889145.post-64072859532935449512010-01-20T04:35:24.290-08:002010-01-20T04:35:24.290-08:00See? I would enjoy poetry much more if it was all like this. Masterful use of &quot;viscous&quot;. Now, I must go heave.Brutalismhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07659884369597107148noreply@blogger.com