Comments on Genius Pending: Love is Messy

i can identify with the last one. i got sperm in ...

2010-02-01T14:58:10.144-08:00

i can identify with the last one. i got sperm in my eye once. i think God was punishing me for sinning my way via pity handjob to get the dude out of my house without messing up our friendship. which only lasted 2 days anyway.

you don't have to say it. i am an awesome friend.

oh jesus, right in the eye?! Please forgive me if ...

2010-01-29T13:15:49.222-08:00

oh jesus, right in the eye?! Please forgive me if I laugh hysterically at your shame lol

Mmmm... floorios!

2010-01-27T10:22:59.756-08:00

Mmmm... floorios!

Omg! Cherrios from under the fridge? Gah, just ca...

2010-01-26T21:32:13.948-08:00

Omg! Cherrios from under the fridge?

Gah, just can't wait have kids.

I'm utterly shocked that you have spawn. I mean k...

2010-01-26T12:06:46.133-08:00

I'm utterly shocked that you have spawn. I mean kids.

HAHAHA. I hope you clean under your fridge dude.

2010-01-26T09:18:54.186-08:00

HAHAHA. I hope you clean under your fridge dude.

Well, at least you never got really, really stoned...

2010-01-26T08:45:32.805-08:00

Well, at least you never got really, really stoned, put the 3-month-old baby on the bed next to you, fall asleep, let the baby roll off the bed and hit the floor, and not hear her cries at all. Unlike my Ex.

I was down the street talking to a neighbor at the time, heard the Fledgling's cries, and rushed in. The Ex slept through the whole thing, including the beating round the head I gave him.

Although "Let the Babies Hit the Floor" would probably be a really funny spoof.

...... and this is exactly why I started following...

2010-01-25T22:35:26.458-08:00

...... and this is exactly why I started following your blog!.. Im all for this to be a weekly feature..

What's best about sharing parenting stories is tha...

2010-01-25T18:02:25.693-08:00

What's best about sharing parenting stories is that inevitably, you feel better about the job you're doing. Or attempting to do...

When my son was about two weeks old, I managed to ...

2010-01-25T15:47:59.502-08:00

When my son was about two weeks old, I managed to lock myself out of the house by accident. The Boy was asleep and in a safe and secure place, but needless to say, I had a near-meltdown. My brother-in-law had to leave the high school where he teaches and break into my house.

I had him out of my womb for two weeks and I already felt as if I was a complete and utter failure as a mother.

Can you make this a regular feature to help cure m...

2010-01-25T14:29:38.023-08:00

Can you make this a regular feature to help cure me of my baby fever?

Cheerios from under the fridge? Ew. Ew. Ew.

2010-01-25T12:29:39.739-08:00

Cheerios from under the fridge? Ew. Ew. Ew.

these are all wonderful experiences I have to look...

2010-01-25T10:56:36.663-08:00

these are all wonderful experiences I have to look forward to!

mmm...cheerios

2010-01-25T10:55:23.904-08:00

mmm...cheerios

Reason of the Day to not have children. In case I...

2010-01-25T10:24:22.792-08:00

Reason of the Day to not have children. In case I needed another one.

HAHAHAHAH. You ate unda fidge cheerios! And got outsmarted by a two-year-old.

I like such themes and topics related to them. Ser...

2010-01-25T09:52:54.801-08:00

I like such themes and topics related to them. Seriously though, I don't have kids and I don't really like to read about kids, but I declare that henceforth I will read anything you have to say about parenting. I've been mulling that "shame" theory around in my head for a while. I feel validated to hear it confirmed.

That first one doesn't sound so bad. Foraging skil...

2010-01-25T09:41:49.813-08:00

That first one doesn't sound so bad. Foraging skills will be highly valuable to a community once the apocalypse happens.

I really wish I could relate, but my child is perf...

2010-01-25T08:24:35.379-08:00

I really wish I could relate, but my child is perfect. Seriously, she has never done anything that made me question the decision to have a child. On a related note, her report from preschool yesterday indicated that she is assertive and knows what she wants. They may have phrased it as "she kicked and screamed when it was time to go to ballet and said that she was never going to do ballet again. EVER." Semantics, really.

Sorry your parenting ride has not been as smooth.

You spend time with your kids? Weird.

2010-01-25T07:27:02.875-08:00

You spend time with your kids?

Weird.

It's all so true. In my case I used to take potat...

2010-01-25T06:59:35.684-08:00

It's all so true.

In my case I used to take potato chips rather than ice cream to the bathroom.

And I have actually done the milk in the eyeball thing...and in my mouth, now there's pleasantry at it's finest.

What would your 18 year old self say to your 30 ye...

2010-01-25T06:43:02.785-08:00

What would your 18 year old self say to your 30 year old self, telling these kind of war stories? And not one of them involved alcohol (before they occurred; likely afterwards), a dare, or boobies (the un-lactating variety).

You have kids? I think that's awesome. I would hav...

2010-01-25T06:29:47.104-08:00

You have kids? I think that's awesome. I would have probably freaked if this stuff happened to me. Especially the under the fridge. But I don't have kids yet. When I do I can definitely imagine myself knodding & going oh this is just a typical Sunday. =P

If you want to read a post about bacon read my newest post. hehe. I think you'd get a kick out of it.

I could do without the Panda Bear farts, but a wor...

2010-01-25T06:26:36.922-08:00

I could do without the Panda Bear farts, but a world without Kristen Stewart needs to happen, like, yesterday.

I'll even eat all the under-the-fridge Cheerios in order to make that utopia happen.

I love kid stories. Makes me feel better about my ...

2010-01-25T06:26:25.844-08:00

I love kid stories. Makes me feel better about my own misadventures in parenting.

Where's the video camera when you need it? This st...

2010-01-25T05:48:03.407-08:00

Where's the video camera when you need it? This stuff would win you the grand prize on AFV.