Comments on Genius Pending: In Bad Shape

Bahaha! Good luck, Man. Hopefully you won't m...

2010-02-21T20:09:51.025-08:00

Bahaha! Good luck, Man.

Hopefully you won't make headlines.

Thank you for this warning. I was going to start a...

2010-02-20T01:36:59.375-08:00

Thank you for this warning. I was going to start a diet/exercise plan myself and now I'll have to rethink it. Whew. Close call.

Sadly, I know just what you mean. I (self-diagnos...

2010-02-15T06:23:41.078-08:00

Sadly, I know just what you mean. I (self-diagnosed) broke my pinky when I fell and rolled over myself trying to play a pickup game of basketball with my 13 & 11 year old nephews.

Never let them see you cry.

At least if you go to a gym, you don't have to...

2010-02-12T07:05:09.113-08:00

At least if you go to a gym, you don't have to contend with all the hazards that Mother Nature can throw at you.

Dude, I originally thought the icing on the cake f...

2010-02-11T20:22:58.983-08:00

Dude, I originally thought the icing on the cake for this blog was the whole "running through forests tossing logs around" bit, but then I read about swallowing the spider and being called Sasquatch.

Tears of joy ran down my face.

In other news, I bought a Wii today with the intention of getting Wii Fit, but the fucking balance board is backordered until April.

And I know I was supposed to do my Wednesday weigh-in, but my internet connection has been spotty because of this atrocious winter.

The gym isn't that much safer... I pulled my b...

2010-02-11T11:54:12.377-08:00

The gym isn't that much safer... I pulled my back as I was sitting down to do leg presses. I didn't even lift anything. Bullshit

Don't do it man. Exercise is clearly going to...

2010-02-11T10:05:26.737-08:00

Don't do it man. Exercise is clearly going to kill you.

Oh it's been a while since I laughed this hard...

2010-02-11T08:42:45.031-08:00

Oh it's been a while since I laughed this hard. I really didn't think things like this happened to other people. I may have to start reading Seattle headlines.

You and Bear Grylls deftly illustrate the balance ...

2010-02-10T21:14:57.910-08:00

You and Bear Grylls deftly illustrate the balance of nature.

P.S. I worked out for 6 months, running 4 miles an...

2010-02-10T15:15:14.322-08:00

P.S. I worked out for 6 months, running 4 miles and swimming 700 yards, 4-5 times a week. I lost 8 or 9 pounds to begin with, but then I started gaining. I gained weight. GAINED, do you hear?! And I'm a vegetarian that eats MAYBE two meals a day. Hmph.

I totally blew out a disc, and pinched a nerve, sn...

2010-02-10T15:08:32.764-08:00

I totally blew out a disc, and pinched a nerve, sneezing. I'd been working out a lot more than usual, and my glorious chiropractor thinks that had something to do with it, but it was the sneeze that did it.

I have degenerative disc disease, which sounds horrible, but it just means I have to be a weakling for the rest of my life. Makes me *so* mad. Anyhow, back injuries are the worst. Right up there with swallowing a flippin' spider. :O

Seagulls don't play. Maybe they do. It seems l...

2010-02-10T14:59:51.704-08:00

Seagulls don't play. Maybe they do. It seems like something that should be said though.

Thank God we didn't cancel the life insurance ...

2010-02-10T14:33:17.227-08:00

Thank God we didn't cancel the life insurance policy on you.

Oh man! No more swallowing spiders! Yeesh! That wo...

2010-02-10T12:27:41.765-08:00

Oh man! No more swallowing spiders! Yeesh! That would make me cry like a 3-year-old too lol

You threw your back out while sneezing and tying y...

2010-02-10T11:58:22.526-08:00

You threw your back out while sneezing and tying your shoe? Dude, there's something wrong with that.

Once when I was organizing my closet, I slipped on...

2010-02-10T11:29:32.200-08:00

Once when I was organizing my closet, I slipped on a pile of hangers and punctured a hole in my leg almost to the bone. This has nothing to do with exercise-related injury, I'm just trying to fit in...

8lbs in one months is awesome! I'd love to lo...

2010-02-10T11:20:40.346-08:00

8lbs in one months is awesome!

I'd love to lose 1lb in a month.

Pft. Jerk.

Wanna come to my place and Wii Cheer your ass into...

2010-02-10T10:50:26.990-08:00

Wanna come to my place and Wii Cheer your ass into shape?

On the plus side of your weight loss so far, 1-2 p...

2010-02-10T09:45:37.199-08:00

On the plus side of your weight loss so far, 1-2 pounds a week is actually a healthy amount to lose and be able to keep off.

Spiders...yuck.

How do you not have your own reality show by now?

2010-02-10T09:19:24.718-08:00

How do you not have your own reality show by now?

6'7", hairy, and running theu the forrest...

2010-02-10T07:21:20.507-08:00

6'7", hairy, and running theu the forrest of the northwest.

Dude, you are totally sasquatch.

You're lucky you haven't been shot yet.

Please carry a camera the next time you exercise. ...

2010-02-10T06:28:51.039-08:00

Please carry a camera the next time you exercise. I'd pay money to see action shots.

On a related note, I once saw a seagull with another seagull's entire head and neck in his mouth. He had stolen a piece of chewed up bread from the other guy and that other guy dove in there to get it back. It was the most amazingly disgusting thing I've ever witnessed.

Seagulls are awesome, is what I'm saying, so please take pictures.

My buddy once pinched his balls between two dumbbe...

2010-02-10T05:44:13.364-08:00

My buddy once pinched his balls between two dumbbells doing shoulder raises.

The last time I saw someone drop that fast was in the Paris Hilton porno.