Comments on Genius Pending: Pirated by a Caribbean Douchebag

The Yipes caption is golden.

2011-07-21T16:31:08.364-07:00

The Yipes caption is golden.

Jay, you clever bastard. :-) Sorry about the scr...

2011-07-07T14:11:41.488-07:00

Jay, you clever bastard.

:-)

Sorry about the screwing-over, but that was a great post.

Pearl

Well if it makes you feel any better, I literally,...

2011-06-13T23:38:51.528-07:00

Well if it makes you feel any better, I literally, LITERALLY peed my pants reading this. I'm sorry you got fucked over, but you got a hilarious pee filled story out of it

I'll start practicing my roundhouse kicks agai...

2011-06-11T06:50:05.627-07:00

I'll start practicing my roundhouse kicks again, for this specific occasion. No one messed with Jay and escapes without crotch damage.

Thanks for an informative post! I've been mea...

2011-06-01T22:14:25.181-07:00

Thanks for an informative post! I've been meaning to pursue some interesting Craig's List ads posted by hot dreaded Jamaicans. Now I know I'll not only get screwed, but I probably won't even like it!

Here's an alternate caption for the first photo:

"A stick in the hand is worth two in the bush."

I just put you on my blog roll here: http://tipsfornerds.blogspot.com

I started reading this and was like "oh, Jay ...

2011-05-29T15:27:34.361-07:00

I started reading this and was like "oh, Jay started writing awesome off-the-wall fiction stories about his life."

I hope you don't respond to emails you get from Nigeria.

This was so many levels of awesome.

2011-05-28T15:13:05.449-07:00

This was so many levels of awesome.

Best photo captions ever. I hate to admit that I ...

2011-05-26T12:05:06.086-07:00

Best photo captions ever.
I hate to admit that I LOLed but I did. Now I hate myself.
Nice recipe. I would definitely be pulled in by that one. Not by a ferry though.

So, what you're saying is not to expect paymen...

2011-05-25T08:27:43.537-07:00

So, what you're saying is not to expect payment for my contributions to "100 Ways to Roofie a Midget Wrestler" anytime soon?

Sonofabitch.

At least you got a good story out of it. This is w...

2011-05-24T16:49:53.533-07:00

At least you got a good story out of it. This is why I don't trust the Trinidadians. Trinidodians? Trinifathers? Whatever. We don't even know what to call them.

those pictures were pretty fancy though.

Shit, that's like someone calling me Matt Quee...

2011-05-24T09:43:14.237-07:00

Shit, that's like someone calling me Matt Queen.

Wait a minute...you can actually earn a living from writing if you try? Fuck.

What a douche. Kick his ass Seabass!

2011-05-23T21:53:57.065-07:00

What a douche. Kick his ass Seabass!

You did get a good story out of it. No one could m...

2011-05-23T18:51:36.356-07:00

You did get a good story out of it. No one could make that shit up.

I always wondered what happened when you responded...

2011-05-23T13:02:19.746-07:00

I always wondered what happened when you responded to those Nigerian prince emails.

Clearly your life needs to be a reality show.

2011-05-23T11:32:37.461-07:00

Clearly your life needs to be a reality show.

I want to believe that the story is fiction just t...

2011-05-23T10:43:57.597-07:00

I want to believe that the story is fiction just to make me laugh. Sadly, I believe it's true and this actually happened. What a douche-canoe! You should fly down there and ... and ... hmmm... Try your recipe out on the ladies. Grrrowr.

Oh, and then speak badly of him on the plane ride home.

HILARIOUS! The post, not your situation and the ep...

2011-05-23T10:43:38.646-07:00

HILARIOUS! The post, not your situation and the epic fail on the part of Sheldon not paying you.