Comments on Genius Pending: So Much For Effortless Beauty

You should try a Jillian Michaels DVD. No, really...

2010-02-10T16:59:58.109-08:00

You should try a Jillian Michaels DVD. No, really. And tape yourself doing it. And put it on youtube. I've just monetized your weightloss!

Moobs! That's the first time I've heard that one l...

2010-01-18T21:56:58.854-08:00

Moobs! That's the first time I've heard that one lol...I wish you luck, my friend.

I've got a jump rope I can send you

2010-01-14T13:47:34.352-08:00

I've got a jump rope I can send you

I have a love/hate relationship w/the show The Big...

2010-01-13T07:22:36.074-08:00

I have a love/hate relationship w/the show The Biggest Loser. And don't a lot of folks who leave that show gain the weight back?

You really do have a great blog here. I have a blo...

2010-01-12T20:01:38.540-08:00

You really do have a great blog here. I have a blog myself which brings inspiration and guidance to people all around the world. Life is hard enough, and I hope my site can contribute anything positive to someone's day.

I'd like to exchange links with you to help spread some traffic around between each other. Please let me know if this is possible. Until then, keep up the good work.

Jason
TheWISDOMWALL.com

Holy crap - You are TALL! You are more than a foot...

2010-01-12T13:51:21.727-08:00

Holy crap - You are TALL! You are more than a foot taller than me. Even when I'm wearing heels.

I bet there is some mad calorie burning in killing...

2010-01-12T13:40:04.372-08:00

I bet there is some mad calorie burning in killing hookers. Plus you would score good Karma points for doing a good deed.

I'm doing the same, even though the burden of clic...

2010-01-12T13:36:19.519-08:00

I'm doing the same, even though the burden of cliche-ness is almost too much to bear. Sigh.

You are so brave to post your actual BMI. The Wii...

2010-01-12T13:22:54.717-08:00

You are so brave to post your actual BMI. The Wii laughs at me every time I get my BMI. But I say encouraging words "Go Jay Go@" to you my friend as I stare discouragingly down at my own muffin top and consider liposuction.

The ol' lady reminded me last night that there are...

2010-01-12T10:16:23.504-08:00

The ol' lady reminded me last night that there are no calories in pussy.

Also, isn't killing hookers a form of exercise?

You could always turn to cutting for your latent d...

2010-01-12T07:02:09.893-08:00

You could always turn to cutting for your latent daddy issues. Or date inappropriate men.

I think the hookers are glad you've found another outlet.

Good luck with the moob reduction.

I was actually rejected to be a contestant on the ...

2010-01-12T06:56:58.828-08:00

I was actually rejected to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser.

Apparently, the show is about weight loss or some shit.

Otherwise, I'm a total shoo in.

You must have big....feet. Anyways, who cares ab...

2010-01-12T06:38:15.664-08:00

You must have big....feet.

Anyways, who cares about your weight loss when clearly there are more important things to worry about like WHY I'M NOT IN YOUR SEXY BITCH LIST.

Aw, I'm kidding. I will cheer you on all the way.

Okay, yes, everyone covered this, but JESUS FUCK, ...

2010-01-12T02:01:02.043-08:00

Okay, yes, everyone covered this, but JESUS FUCK, YOU'RE 6'7"?!

That's a foot and a half taller than me.

I don't think anyone's going to deny you food; quite frankly you can just go through the snack aisle like Gojira going through Tokyo.

I mean, dude. Fuck.

I will never stop killing hookers. NEVER!

2010-01-12T00:35:30.780-08:00

I will never stop killing hookers. NEVER!

mmmmmmmmmm......somebody said bacon. 6'7" is lik...

2010-01-12T00:07:03.652-08:00

mmmmmmmmmm......somebody said bacon.

6'7" is like pre-giant.

Abe Lincoln AND my grandfather were 6'7", just in ...

2010-01-11T22:59:29.787-08:00

Abe Lincoln AND my grandfather were 6'7", just in case you wanted to know something completely unrelated/unhelpful.

You can do it. You're a man. Losing weight and making it look easy is what you do, like, as a sex.

Since starting my job where I sell nothing but bee...

2010-01-11T17:33:42.150-08:00

Since starting my job where I sell nothing but beer- Ive packed on TWNETY. And Im 5'1- LET ME TELL YOY HOW MUCH WORK I HAVE AHEAD OF MEEEEE.

Before this nonsense goes any further, let it be k...

2010-01-11T16:20:02.206-08:00

Before this nonsense goes any further, let it be known that FAT IS NOT YOUR ENEMY. Sugary starchy carbs, however, are the devil's food in disguise. Or drenched in frosting as it were. Bacon is now and will forever remain a part of my diet.

I started my exercise/eat right regime at the begi...

2010-01-11T16:18:06.522-08:00

I started my exercise/eat right regime at the beginning of November, so I feel a little less cliche.

The good news for you: at 6'7" you can eat substantially more than most people trying to "be healthy." My dad is the same way.

the first thing i thought here was "bacon bacon ba...

2010-01-11T16:08:20.391-08:00

the first thing i thought here was "bacon bacon bacon bacon."

idea: STOP EATING IT.

it's the devil's food. and not in the form of a cake, either. SATAN.

Holy shit.. you are 6'7? sorry if I've ever offen...

2010-01-11T15:12:46.191-08:00

Holy shit.. you are 6'7?

sorry if I've ever offended you man.

seriously. I was just joking.

6'7"? If I were that tall, I'd be scaring children...

2010-01-11T15:00:52.262-08:00

6'7"? If I were that tall, I'd be scaring children off the playground and taking it over for fun, wholesome exercise.

1st Step - Lay off the bacon.

2010-01-11T14:43:52.774-08:00

1st Step - Lay off the bacon.